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Pull a Schmicky

To get full of brew with your boys to the point of shenanigans and then proceed to go home to the wife and tell her you only had one beer.
Yesterday me and my powerlifting buddies went bowling and downed double shots of whiskey and three pitchers of beer. Then we went to a bar and had a couple more pitchers. After that we had a couple tall brews and burgers. To top the night off I went home to the wife and proceeded to Pull a Schmicky. I was so wrecked I couldn't even remember her name.
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Schticky

The new scamtastic household object sold by your favourite Scout reenactor; IE : Vince Offer

Basically described as a magic silicon sticky roller that warps off any undesired dirty stuff.

At 0:35 on the official ad, you may see another of those fake video montages that made the popularity of the Shamwow

The sexual innuendos are so obvious that it's not even laughable.
"You gotta love the big Schticky"

"Playing with your Schticky keeps your house clean"

"Problems with that shedding pussy ? Use your Schticky ! "
by Splatpope January 10, 2012
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fu-schnicken

noun: a trick

verb: to trick someone or to pull a fast one.

Fu-Schnickener: A person that is skilled in the art of trickery.
On April Fools, Jake placed shaving cream in my ear while I was sleeping. I was fu-schnickened.

Eli fu-schnickened me when he filled my water bottle with hot water for the ride today.

Jorge is a fu-schnickener. Every day in the office he is pulling one prank or another.
by jontan27 August 23, 2007
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Schmick

Something completely awesome, insane or off the hook.
"FYTBL is schmick"

"Dude, did you see his ride?" "Yeah man, it was schmick"
by Prime Extravagance.2 May 24, 2012
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schmicker

the English corruption of the ancient (circa 1960's USA) phrase "schmuck, her." The phrase was doubly derogatory. It was used among heterosexual males to indicate worthless specimens of the species, as well as to further belittle said specimens by implying a highly effeminate nature. Eventually, an unwilligness to expend much energy on such "shmucks" prompted speakers to contract the phrase into "Schmicker," its current incarnation.
"Check out that Schmicker."
by Stud March 17, 2005
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dick schick

a girl that scrapes a guys dick wen givin head, usually buck toothed bitches; also known as dick razors, cox shavers, and chicken killers
"dude, my girl finally went down last night"
"hell yeah man, was it any good?"
"fuck na, she's a dick schick"
by amber s. and hannah b. August 4, 2008
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disco shtick

An corny comedy routine, joke, or gimmick, which makes reference to disco music or discothèques.

The genrè was first invented by Fozzie Bear on episode 407 of the Muppet Show; however, the phrase "disco shtick" was coined by Lady Gaga while recording Love Games. The name is an unmistakable homage to Fozzie Bear because Lady Gaga obviously recognizes that her music enjoys the same level of respect today as Fozzie Bear got on the Muppet Show. Either that, or Lady Gaga just wants to take a ride on Fozzie Bear's disco shtick.
What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance

Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the disco?
He had no body to dance with!

Where can you dance in California?
San Fran disco

Look! It's a dancing cow!
This must be a dis-cow-thèque.

Let's have some fun,
This beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco shtick
Don't think too much just bust that kick
I wanna take a ride on your disco shtick
by Fozzie Bare August 29, 2010
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