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Schrödinger's feminism

a woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most.
A man: ''I love cooking, and my wife has a great business that provides for a family!''
Schrödinger's feminism woman: ''No man ever deserves this!!!!''
by JoeyJaggle May 20, 2022
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Schrödinger's Text

The philosophical thought exercise used by men and women, waiting for a text that states "If you turn your phone off the text is both received and not received untill you turn it back on and see". This thought exercise is exceptionally useful when you are waiting and obsessing over a text.
Person 1 "hey aren't you waiting on a text? Why is your phone off"

Person 2 "schrödinger's text. If I have my phone off I don't know if that hot girl in chem class replied to my dinner invite and as a result I can't worry about not getting a reply."

Person 1 " wow just grow a pair"
by ShepherdSaint November 6, 2017
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Old Schooling it

To use paper currency instead of a credit or debit card
"I lost my credit card, so I have been old schooling it all weekend."

"The restaurant doesn't take credit cards, so we are gonna have to old school it for dinner."
by Naptown85 March 31, 2010
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Schrödinger's Shower Curtain

The paradoxical state of not knowing whether or not if there is, or is not someone behind the shower curtain ready to murder you.
I sat on the toilet watching the Schrödinger's Shower Curtain for any sign of danger, but there was no way to be truly sure until it was pulled back...
by stoopidmonkey0 August 8, 2014
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Schrödingerstache

A paradoxical adolescent mustache which is neither present nor absent.
Characterized by thin, uncultivated strands of short hair which sprout beneath the nose, probably members of the nosehair family, the Schrödingerstache confers upon its owner a mixture of creepiness and awkwardness.
Legend has it that the Schrödingerstache was discovered as the product of an unholy collaboration between quantum physicist Erwin Schrödinger and facial hair expert King Gillette.
Me: Did Paavas finally hit puberty?
Friend: No, he just has a Schrödingerstache.
by rektnoscoper420 June 4, 2015
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schrodinger's dishwasher

A. When you are unsure if the dishes in the dishwasher are clean or dirty and you have to open the dishwasher to find out.

B. When you expect to find clean dishes in the dishwasher, but you open it to find dirty dishes.
A. "Do you know if the dishwasher ran last night?" "I'm not sure. It's Schrodinger's dishwasher."

B. <Opens dishwasher to find dirty dishes.> "Crap! Shrodinger's dishwasher!"
by Angrist December 6, 2016
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Schrödinger's Muslim

A person who claims to be a practicing muslim but eats pork (claims it's just bits), has sex, and does drugs. He is the man in the high tower that looks down at others for not adhering to his own moral values. It's also easy for him to repent and pray for forgiveness because he -unlike others- will always find his way back to Allah.
Man, that dude Toufic is such a Schrödinger's Muslim. He did MDMA last week and had crazy sex but has the balls to lecture me about stealing a plant.
by ksalam January 10, 2021
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