Thunder Schlong

A penis that makes the "Fap" sound against the testicular sack when doing jumping jacks or just pelvic thrusting.

"What's that sound?"
"Oh, that's Brock."
"Damn! I didn't know he had a thunder schlong!"

by Vagina² October 31, 2009

Schloggen

The hole on female bodies which can and will transport you to the fourth dimension. It is opened by tapping the clit three times. It is the greatest secret to the female population.

"Hey, can I see your schloggen?"
"What are you talking about?"
"No, the schloggen."
"Let's make this quick."

by Roland the Gunslinger December 27, 2009

King Kong Schlong

A man with a massively huge cock or dick.

TRACY I was with I guy last night and he had major King Kong Schlong it was like thirteen inches. Massive Dick.

by PornDrugs January 30, 2015

massive schlong

The act of having an abnormally large schlong

"Hey did you hear that Jake has a massive schlong?"
"Yeah Mandi says it's huge!!!"

by Sir_DigBick69 December 18, 2017

schlongerdongadingdong

a rather large penis that smells slightly of fish.

he had a bit of a schlongerdongadingdong.

by harry trewhitt February 2, 2007

Schlong Socks

Slang term for Condoms, Durex

I thought of this name or description for condoms the other night whilst my stepson bought himself some for a night out with the ladies!!

I need too pick up some Schlong socks before i meet this girl, better safe then sorry!!

by Crackhour August 20, 2010

schlong-motion

The (un)intended movement of one's penis.

"Dude, there's some serious schlong-motion going on in my new sports pants."

"Check out the schlong-motion on that guy!"

"This movie was entirely shot in schlong-motion"

by not really Jake September 5, 2012