schlong

1- popular term for a man's well eh youknowwhat

2- to put some manly flavor to it

ad 1 : 'he hasn't showered for days, he MUST have a smelly schlong by now'

ad 2 : 'yeah you know that party started a bit dull, so I schlonged it by buying everybody a beer ! '

by TheDanHipster December 02, 2009

schlong

Shlong is slang for Noodle.

I would really like a steaming bowl of Chicken Schlong Soup, Tasha.

by KiraDawn September 21, 2006

Schlong

Another word for penis or cock or wang, can be used as asshole or buttmuncher, overall a very flexible, somewhat sexual word.

Robert, quit being such a schlong!

by Dean February 09, 2004

Schlong

A significantly large penis that goes up a mans anal cavity whilst having a hard on. Also means to finger a girl whom has a very hairy vagina, for this to work though you need large fingers.

Man#1 - Man, did see my schlong earlier on?
Man#2 - Yeah it was huge, how would you feel if you put your schlong up my bumhole
Man#1 - LETS DO THIS!!!
Man#3 - can i lick your schlong too?
*both men dickslap the third man*

by schlingschlongbingbangbong69 April 25, 2017

schlong

A very feminine woman.

She is such a schlong lady.

by Penni January 14, 2007

schlong

synonymous with mullet. Basically a combination of the words 'short' and 'long' referring to the short and long hair parts that make up a mullet.

"That guy just got his schlong caught in the fan blade of his Camaro."

by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005

Schlonged

Another word having been bested in any competition, especially in political election.

"Hillary got schlonged by Obama in the 2008 DNC primaries."

by DarthChuck December 24, 2015