Schloemer

(v.) to skip, jump, frolic, or sing about in a happy, carefree manner; (adv.) happily, carefree, joyfully; (n.) a state of being extremely happy, ecstatic, carefree; a last name

Hanna schlomered about in the produce section of Wal-Mart.

Sarah Anne moved schloemerly across the yard.

Madison entered schloemer after kicking the game-winning field goal.

by Silent Lee September 25, 2010

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schlonger

a schlong

You weren't saying ewe when your schlonger was in my mouth! Now shut it and let me call you sexy pants.

by crabnin February 27, 2009

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schlonger

a fancy breakfast, a schlong

You weren't saying ewe when your schlonger was in my mouth! Now shut it and let me call you sexy pants.

by cladnin December 9, 2008

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Schlecked

Verb;

To be completely and utterly destroyed by two long-faced Luxembourgers.

While riding the Ventoux, we got Schlecked.

I got Schlecked!

I didn't get hosed, I got Schlecked.

During our bike race, two brothers came along and Schlecked us!

by Btown_Cutters July 25, 2009

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schlock

Person who is full of BS, or generall a DB of the highest order

what a schlock, that guy is definitely a DB

by schlockenberry December 24, 2008

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Schlock

A large penis - Word combines schlong and cock in one easy to use word. Kill two birds with one stone.

Johnny: "Wanna see my schlock?"

(Johnny whips out schlock)

Girl: "WOW! That's a huge schlong!" or "WOW! That fuckin cock is EPIC!"

Wow, those JNS guys have have huge schlocks!

by JNSphoLYFE February 1, 2010

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