schkinny lean

When a mf so skinny he's not even skinny no more, he's schkinny. And then he lean asf too gawd dayum.

guy 1: damn that mofo is skinny and lean

guy 2: bro is literally schkinny lean

guy 1: haha fr

by SplattBoi December 5, 2022

Per Schlanka

The act of vigorously paintbrushing someone across the face.

My crazy cousin Billy straight per schlanka the guy behind the bar.

by OG Muppin & MC Muppin February 13, 2022

schliegengrifte

An awesome pagan festival held each Yule where only the most hot bros get invited and they have lunch together and talk a lot of sense about music and musicians, and bitches hang around the outskirts hoping to be included.

Hans: Hey did you get to this year's Schliegengrifte?

Kurt: What's it to you, dickwad?

by schliegenoberfuhrer January 12, 2015

Schlankenstein

Old book about an ugly creature with a long schlong written by Mary Schlankey when she was 19. Victor Frankenschlank created the creature in his apartment as a student and the creature ganked some lives and schlanked Victor's life up.

Dude1: Hey, man, did you finish that schlank of a book, Schlankenstein for English class yet?
Dude2: Yea man the ending was pretty schlanken, man!!!

by Ashely Bellocq March 6, 2007

schindler

Verb, to schindler. Having regrets of the "If only..." and "I should have..." kind.

From the movie "Schindler's List".

John: I should have left a bigger tip.
Mary: Your tip was generous enough, stop schindlering.

or

John: If only she didn't sleep around so much I'd marry her.
Mary: Get on with your life. Don't schindler yourself to death!

by GWMcL September 9, 2007

schling schlong

a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.

Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.

by A. Aubrey May 11, 2006

Schlinger

The currency used by The Sock Goblin and all sock goblins alike. The currency is mainly used in the trade of socks and other sock related commodities.

One sock goblin to another - "Schmickity schmock Goblor you owe me 500 schlingers for the socks you stole last week!"

by Capernicus The Troll November 28, 2018