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bit schlepper

Describes a mobile telco (telecommunications company) that is only useful for moving data. Characteristically, each new service or technology they develop flops and becomes a massive cash sinkhole for them, and a waste of time for consumers.
Man, my phone company is such a bit schlepper! They totally keep trying to charge me extra just to "turn on" features already on my i phone!
by crunchytoast April 7, 2011
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by Anonymous October 15, 2003
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Schlampe

A person with larger breasts than Celina (AA)
A: Elina is such a Schlampe!
B: Yes, she has larger boobs than Celina!
A: Yeah, but that's not that hard to achieve :>
by noragma December 5, 2016
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Schlapp

When someone decides to slap or hit you for no reason whatsoever; this may be the result of any of the following:
1) someone is mad at you for no reason in particular
2) they are excited and decide to take it out on your arm
3) (in extreme cases) they simply find it entertaining to continuously slap the growing red welts on your skin
Before Rory had even heard Eve’s response, she was schlapping her on the arm for the seventh time that morning.
by Imanidiotnoneedtotellme July 1, 2019
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Schlapping

The irritating noise produced by someone who doesn't eat with their mouth closed.
'Did you hear Christian eating? He wouldn't stop fucking Schlapping!'
by 12017317 March 7, 2014
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Schlapping

Exposing the hypocrisy of celebrities or other well known people, as in Mercedes Schlapp or Matt Schlapp.
Kathy Griffith is great at schlapping trump's toadies.
by The Dire Wolf June 25, 2018
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You'll Die
You'll Die
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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