scheming

one of the levels of dating. scheming is when two people like each other and are talking, but are not quite a thing, but do more than just talk. scheming is after talking and before a thing.

boy 1: "you and that girl are getting pretty close, what even are you guys?"
boy 2: "I dont know we haven't really discussed it yet but I think we are scheming since I know she likes me back."

by _kodakwhite_ April 20, 2018

curt schilling

Kick ass pitcher for the red sox who absolutely OWNS the yankees and is the best pitcher around.

Wow, Curt Schilling beat the yankees again last night.

by rtripper April 21, 2005

curt schilling

A future hall of fame right-hand pitcher for the boston red sox,arizona diamondbacks, and philadelphia phillies. Although he is a great pitcher, he ruins his reputation as a good pitcher with his loud mouth. Curt Schilling is a drama queen who faked a bloody ankle as an excuse just in case he ended up losing to the yankees (a real team). He always tries to get people to love him, but most never do and never will.

Tom: Do you want to fake sick to get out of gym class today?
Bob: Who do you think I am Curt Schilling?!?

by G-Bansk April 28, 2005

scheming

similar to hoeing (but now used by people of any gender, unlike previous uses of "scheming")
(v.) trying to sleep with people (mischievous connotation)

*in the club* "Ooh she scheming" (often shortened to schemin')

by acupcakewashere October 19, 2017

Schilling

verb - The act of overdosing on butter; to overdose on butter.

Yo, bro, why were you in the hospital?" "Bro, I totally just Schilling'd at that party last night." "Whoa, didn't know it was humanly possible to consume that much butter. Total Schilling.

by MrRom92 May 15, 2011

Rapid Shelling

when a man has sex with a woman and releases his fluid. then takes it out and another man puts his shell (penis) into her and unloads in his fluid. this is supposed to happen many times.

i had a rapid shelling and it was alsome

by Mrr. Friend October 8, 2010

Schlingo

Accidentally killing someone during oral sex by sticking the penis too far into the throat and choking and or gagging the other person.

Brad: Oh my god I think I just schlingo'd Shirley!
Thomas: Does that count as heat of passion?

by DepthOfInsight February 26, 2011