scandinavian squeegee

The act of fucking a girl from behind. At ejaculation punching the girl with both fists in the side tensing up the asshole allowing the skat to slide cleanly off the penis.

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by Astrabacus May 2, 2010

Scandinavian shuck off

When three women from Sweden, Norway, Finland or Denmark attempt to shuck an ear of corn using only the lips of their pussy. A Scandinavian shuck off is a annual event at harvest festivals.

Hey, Oleg did ya see last year’s Scandinavian shuck off?

by Krunkuncle Hobart April 18, 2020

scandalised

after a bad experience, to be left feeling like a total injustice has been done.

"we absolutely murdered Sheff Utd for the last 20 mins and then they go and score in the 5th minute of injury time ... i felt absolutely scandalised."

by StymieSi June 11, 2006

scandalescent

A term used to describe a situation, someone or even something that is both scandalous and sexy.

The club got scandalescent real quick after the DJ starting spinnin'.

Damn, the booty on that stripper is scandalescent!

Your liking on Sally's younger brother is kinda scandalescent.

by MellyinMay April 19, 2011

sanding your iguana

The act of masturbating; performed on yourself, in front of a crowd or in a public place.

Hey jake, remember that time you got caught sanding your iguana at the bar?

by Sobow November 26, 2013

Sandira

Sandira is a beautiful girl who is rich but will never show off in any possible way because of feelings. She has strong feelings for someone and will be hurt if they break her heart. She takes time to answer you but at the end of the day it’s worth it. Her smile is precious but she denies it. People give her compliments but she denies them all because she doesn’t want people to think she’s better than them. "Sandira” Greek name is loyal. Guys you better get her but she hates people who are trying to hard and she also dislikes persons who are somewhat “show offs”.

Sandira is generous.

by Sandira June 7, 2018

The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull

This refers to the time when the whole of West Cork was stricken with the mumps. Beginning in Ballycumisk near the rural town of Schull, the mumps soon spread, i infecting all the local youth who are known to shift eachother. The mumps caused wreck amongst family and friends, even crippling the local football team Gabriel Rangers. A truly horrific time for this historic village.

Where were you during The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull?

I was out the country thankfully

by LowKeyFire January 12, 2020