satan's freckles

stale wheat toast made moist in the middle by the tears that come from my eyes from when my cousin tickles me too much

For dinner last night, I had expired yogurt, expired eggs, and a side of satan's freckles.

by definitely not you March 9, 2011

hail satan

A phrase used mostly by people who don't believe in Satan to agitate religous zealots of the Judeo-Christian mythology.

Some bigot told me I'm going to hell because I support equal rights for all. I responded, "Hail Satan!"

by TheWaker2021 March 31, 2021

satan

Who politicians serve.

Who politicians want YOU to serve.

by Satan is a political whore! February 16, 2005

satan's asshole

The DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles). First used by comedian Dane Cook, it describes what it's like to wait in line for hours with no air conditioning with whiny kids, smelly cocksuckers, and people talking on their god damn cell phones, just so you can get your driver's license.

I had to get my driver's license from satan's asshole today.

by Illinois Joe October 7, 2004

Satan

The best friend the Christian religion has ever had, and who has kept them in business for two thousand years.

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

Satan

plural. also know as Cats. Satan is considered evil, yet everyone loves cats.

They are fluffy, adorable, and planning your demise.

My cat is satan in disguise.

by mo May 16, 2014

Satan's Sidekick

Also referred to as a "monster-bomb" or "Vodka Monster", is an alcoholic beverage with ingredients of both Monster Energy Drink and any non-flavored vodka of choice. The combination of the vodka and energy drink often wakes a person up and also give's a buzz. Commonly contains one can of Monster and two or more shots of vodka.

"He's been drunk all day and hasn't passed out."

"He must have been drinking Satan's Sidekick all day."

by monster vodka November 29, 2012