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Not saying shit

The activity of speaking without saying anything interesting, funny, or at all worthwhile. Practiced by wastemen and posers, usually in small groups of people who achieev nothing. Avoided at all costs by people who respect themselves and value their time.
Sucker: "and then he she was like... hehe you won't believe it... she said... hehe.."

Person who's gathering their belonging to leave: "Nigga you not saying shit."
by nyc345 August 16, 2023
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Pulling a Salinger

Pulling a Salinger is when a friend tends to vanish off and on from the social circle regularly, becoming reclusive, much like Catcher in the Rye author J.D. Salinger.
Where's Toby?" "Take a guess. He's Pulling a Salinger again and won't answer his cell.
by snowflame July 25, 2010
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See what I’M saying!?

No... I don’t. It sounds completely incoherent. Like it’s vaguely derivative of something you don’t quite grasp and you sound like a teenage hippy trying to be profound?
Hym “This guy is the single most inelegant thinker I’ve ever seen. I mean... Do you see what I’M saying!? Pssh! Wow! This is just bizarre and painful to watch. You know I said some of those things! And then the conclusions! You want to talk about fucking conclusions! Jesus Christ!”
by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
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Saying Goodnight to my mother

Guy #1: "Dude, where were you?"
Guy #2: "Sorry, I was saying goodnight to my mother"
Guy #1: "Ohhhhhh...I gotchu ;)"
by PTOWNREPRESENT September 25, 2010
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daylight saving time

Commonly abbreviated as DST, Daylight Saving Time may refer to any of the following:

1) A plot by the government to screw up everybody's schedule under the guise of energy savings, because they can.

2) A mild method of population control -- DST changes correlate well with increased vehicular and cardiac related fatalities.

3) Another reason to punch your S.O. in the mouth, since at least one of the clocks in the house will not get updated, and that will invariably be the clock you consult before going to work, sleep, or to watch your favorite live sporting event.
Late co-worker: 10AM?!? Shut the fuck up, my watch says nine.

Some fuckwad: Haven't you ever heard of daylight saving time?

Late co-worker: You ever heard of chin nuts?
by dniymfm March 13, 2010
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J.D. Salinger

Author of catcher in the rye.
After becoming so famous he became a hermit and does not leave his house, do interviews, or anything.
J.D. Salinger just sits in his house and waits to die.
by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007
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sanding the walnut

"Sorry I'm late for dinner mom, I was just sanding the walnut"
by Caleb Bryant July 22, 2006
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