Man spreading is bullshit made up by hardcore feminists. Really it's just how men sit down to not crush there own fucking ball sack and penis.
by #fuckcancer July 17, 2017

another of UDs adds for shirts where you can make your own shirt featuring some lame girl from neck to waist. Sometimes hard to find.
by First Poster October 21, 2008

The act of lifting one buttcheek off of the toilet seat, spreading it, and setting it down, to aid in the passage of a large piece of feces. More often than not, both buttcheeks need to be done.
Guy A: Dude, that crap was at least three Courics.
Guy B: You're such a liar.
Guy A: Seriously, dude, I had to give it the sumo spread.
Guy B: You're such a liar.
Guy A: Seriously, dude, I had to give it the sumo spread.
by rotoscopetheceiling June 25, 2008

hey not seen you around here before" " i'm gonna take you home and spread and pepper you" "you've just been spread and peppered
by tpafwb February 21, 2011

The cream that forms around the outside of the vagina and the base of the penis after lengthy, sweaty intercourse. Generally a mixture of semen, female ejaculate, lubrication, spit.
Note: If menstrual blood is mixed in giving it a reddish tint, this is referred to as Manhattan tuna spread.
Note: If menstrual blood is mixed in giving it a reddish tint, this is referred to as Manhattan tuna spread.
It's a good thing that Becky licked the tuna spread off my nuts and asshole after I fucked her, because I didn't have time for a shower before class.
by Ill Cyanide October 13, 2010

by Cw.lover09 April 10, 2017

by coleeco December 9, 2016
