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Man spreading

Man spreading is bullshit made up by hardcore feminists. Really it's just how men sit down to not crush there own fucking ball sack and penis.
Feminist: Omg stop man spreading!
Man: (In a calm collective manner) shut up bitch.
by #fuckcancer July 17, 2017
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Spread shirt

another of UDs adds for shirts where you can make your own shirt featuring some lame girl from neck to waist. Sometimes hard to find.
Uggh im on ud and another beyatch is on advertising some shirts called Spread shirt
by First Poster October 21, 2008
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sumo spread

The act of lifting one buttcheek off of the toilet seat, spreading it, and setting it down, to aid in the passage of a large piece of feces. More often than not, both buttcheeks need to be done.
Guy A: Dude, that crap was at least three Courics.
Guy B: You're such a liar.
Guy A: Seriously, dude, I had to give it the sumo spread.
by rotoscopetheceiling June 25, 2008
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spread and peppered

Laying a girl on her back and peppering her with your semen.
hey not seen you around here before" " i'm gonna take you home and spread and pepper you" "you've just been spread and peppered
by tpafwb February 21, 2011
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tuna spread

The cream that forms around the outside of the vagina and the base of the penis after lengthy, sweaty intercourse. Generally a mixture of semen, female ejaculate, lubrication, spit.

Note: If menstrual blood is mixed in giving it a reddish tint, this is referred to as Manhattan tuna spread.
It's a good thing that Becky licked the tuna spread off my nuts and asshole after I fucked her, because I didn't have time for a shower before class.
by Ill Cyanide October 13, 2010
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legs spread

When a girl (most of the time) spreads her legs for a big cock to go inside her tight moist pussy
"Yo last night I fucked Jessica as she was ready legs spread for me to go in."
by Cw.lover09 April 10, 2017
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Man Spread

When a man sits down wthout crushing his balls.
by coleeco December 9, 2016
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