rum cycle

Noun: refers to to the reoccuring cycle in which one gets way too drunk, wakes up, feigns some type of recovery and then submits to the need to begin drinking again thus arriving at the place where one started.

Despite popular belief, once started there is not an end to the rum cycle only an enlargening of the circle.

The name is actually a misnomer as from a personal prospective one seems to start from the same spot but has actually sunken a bit.

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I was heavy into the rum cycle by my third day of vacation in Costa Rica.

by wildmnc July 4, 2012

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rum-rod

A very solid and long lasting erection resulting from the consumption of rum. A minimum consumption is required, while continual consumption will attenuate the effect, eventually resulting in difficulty obtaining an erection.

"Man, I had the old rum-rod last night - it took me an hour and a half to get off!"

by Hangar18 February 27, 2009

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Rum dummy

(Noun)1. A person who through their own stupidity, has the the same mental capacity as someone intoxicated on rum. 2. Intoxicated on rum, immediately prior to unconsciousness. Background: 1500-1700's Pirates becoming severely intoxicated on rum.

Oh my, looks like we got another Rum dummy on our hands, slurring her speech and pukking between words. Someone go hide the rum.

by Reginald Nethanial Hawthorne Jackson III January 17, 2005

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golden rum

Slang term for piss on the seat of a toilet.

I went to use the John Q. Public at the gas station, butt, the lid was covered with piss...

MY WIFE: That was fast!

ME: No can do: golden rum. Let's check out THAT gas station. The first gas station with a clean restroom will get my $40 in gas money.

by Phil N. Empty July 15, 2006

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