Person 1: You wanna play rugby
person 2: dude that sport sucks
person 1: but it has a hooker
Person 2: im in
person 2: dude that sport sucks
person 1: but it has a hooker
Person 2: im in
by birbman20 August 25, 2023
An awesome sport requiring teamwork, fitness and willingness to get beat up by the other team. Points are scored by touching the ball down past the opponent's goal line, preferable under the H-shaped goal posts. This is called a try and is worth 5 points. Kicking the ball through the H-shaped goal posts above the crossbar is another point scorer. This, if done directly after scoring a try, is called a conversion and is worth 2 points. If your team gets to try and kick the ball because the other team got a penalty it is called a penalty kick and is worth 3 points. Rugby is demanding and lots of fun. Rugby is a fun game to watch, shout from the sidlines of, and abuse the referees of.
New Zealander: Rugby Rocks! And the All Blacks can beat every Rugby team there is!
Australian: Yea Rugby is neat. And umm well yes they can I guess.
New Zealander: :) Thanks for admiting it :)
Australian: Yea
English guy: The Lions beat the All Blacks!
Austrailian: Yea they did!!!!
New Zealander: Yup. They sure did. After the All Blacks beat them twice.
English guy: Umm yea forgot about that for a sec.
And so, you see, The All Blacks rule the rugby world!
Australian: Yea Rugby is neat. And umm well yes they can I guess.
New Zealander: :) Thanks for admiting it :)
Australian: Yea
English guy: The Lions beat the All Blacks!
Austrailian: Yea they did!!!!
New Zealander: Yup. They sure did. After the All Blacks beat them twice.
English guy: Umm yea forgot about that for a sec.
And so, you see, The All Blacks rule the rugby world!
by The All Blacks Rule!!! March 28, 2007
American football, without the pads and alot more skill. Played by men and women alike. Becoming increasingly more popular game for girls and ladies to play.
"Who's the worlds best kicker in rugby"?
"Ah, must be Johnny Wilkinson. Did you see that kick in the 2003 World Cup"? ;)
"Ah, must be Johnny Wilkinson. Did you see that kick in the 2003 World Cup"? ;)
by *cory* September 22, 2005
80 minutes long in 15 different positions
We like to get dirty
2 on 1 is our specialty
Rugby is what real men play, ain't guna find no pussys playing this sport my nigga
We like to get dirty
2 on 1 is our specialty
Rugby is what real men play, ain't guna find no pussys playing this sport my nigga
by DaaaDan March 5, 2009
A game that is in fact a lot better than football. You run faster, hit harder, have little rest, get punched on a constant basis because the other team that started it thinks your dirty (it's not my fault), and at least in Wisconsin someone gets a concussion a game. Why do pads make it more dangerous? They cushion you and slow the players down a bit. Football has a stoppage every 10 seconds, while Rugby does not.
I speared a guy so hard in Fond du Lac he didn't get up for a few minutes then ran over and tackled another dude. Finally, I ran after some massive forward and said "Aww, Fuck it I am playing rugby". Then I whipped my body at him to slow him down because he was twice my size and could bench press my whole family.
by Phillip Kaltenbach August 18, 2006
Rugby is the ultimate test of overall manliness (strenght, speed, power, strategy, character, loyalty).
Unlike in some codes of football (which shall not be named), loyalty towards your teammates is ranked above everything else including personal comfort. Therefore you will not find any players rolling on the grass with their knee in the air because of a chipped nail.
Unlike in some codes of football (which shall not be named), loyalty towards your teammates is ranked above everything else including personal comfort. Therefore you will not find any players rolling on the grass with their knee in the air because of a chipped nail.
Guy: what did you do this weekend?
Rugby player: played a game of rugby, got a black eye and broke both me legs. Not much really.
Guy: man, that must suck.
Rugby player: not really, we won so it was awsome!
Rugby player: played a game of rugby, got a black eye and broke both me legs. Not much really.
Guy: man, that must suck.
Rugby player: not really, we won so it was awsome!
by Import aussie rugby bloke April 15, 2009
Rugby, A sport for those who are to good for Football, be it american or soccer. Unknown to most people that say Rugby is Inferior to Football, they created football from rugby for those who dont want to mess up their hair. Rugby is a (like most of you already know) an all around sport requiring fitness in all areas. Some people enjoy the sport becasue of its contact. some dont enjoy it at all. everyones got their diff reasons for enjoying something, so fucking dont put down sports that you have no clue about. play the sport before you think anything about it becasue i can assure you youd like it. also whats wrong with a sport that can include all ages, all races, all genders, and all ablities including people with wheelchairs. theres nothing wrong with that now is there. no good. plus ya no ones gives you shit if you say you play rugby becasue you can kick the shit out of them and they know it.
by Otter12341 November 9, 2006