roping the wind

Impossible to catch

That girl is so wild and free, trying to date her is roping the wind.

by Mrkittywhisperer June 13, 2022

Small-rooming

When your boss takes you to a small room to give you a private ticking off or bollocking.

I came in twenty minutes late this morning and got small-roomed!

You had five pints in your lunch break? You're gonna get small-roomed!

The boss just small-roomed that new temp and she stormed out!

I wish the boss would small-room that lazy guy.

Called in sick and then went down the pub but got spotted. I'm expecting a small-rooming when I go back.

by TheWeirdnessSymposium March 14, 2009

hippo roping

When you lasso a BBW around the neck during play-time and pull her over to your side of the room for some extra business. Usually the strong and abled participate in this activity.

Jason told me last night that he lasso'd this big girl he was having fun with and literally pulled her to his side of the room...yeah he's strong! What's that? Oh! He called it hippo roping.

by CaptainJSparrow March 10, 2020

rowing

A sport in which 1 to 8 people sit on a seat going backwards while most likely being steered by a coxswain. Rowing also called crew, is one of the most physically demanding sports ever created working every major muscle group in your body. People on the same crew team typically become like family because of the constant travel to regattas to race.

I do rowing and don't have time for anything else. My legs always hurt after rowing.

by ShamSham June 8, 2007

Roping the mule.

Masturbating. A man jerking off.
More funny and less awkward way of saying jerking off.

Hey, stop roping the mule in there. If my door is closed, I'm probably roping the mule.

by LRac0402 March 13, 2010

Tub Rowing

To masturbate in the tub.

"Jake was careful not to fill his bathtub too full for fear that all of the tub rowing he was going to do would splash water all over his new argyle sweater."

by dougan-chesner April 28, 2010

pig rooting

Getting the job done.

Dirk: There is so much snow outside, lets tackle the slopes!
Adrian: Ok!! Come on Dirk, lets root this pig!
Dirk: We're going pig rooting Adrian!

by Luke Wonkley November 12, 2017