i used to roll the dice

A joke translation of "Vivi La Vida" by ColdPlay

I used to roll the dice, feel my dick in my enemy's ass
Listen as the crowd would sing, now the old king is dead. Lol.
One minute I held my nuts, next my balls were closer on me
And I discovered sans. Apon pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt
I hear Jackie chan singing, omae wa mou shindeiru
Beat my meat
My soooooooooooooos
For some reason I can't explain, why we live in a sociaty
Were gamers
Don't rule the world.

by The blabber mouth February 26, 2021

Poorboy Roll

When a poorboy pads his wallet with $1 bills and $5 bills, then puts larger bills on either end of the cash wad to impress friends or girls or strippers, fool them and make them think he's got lots of big bills. This is called a Poorboy Roll.

One stripper to another: Did you see how thick his wallet was?

Other stripper: No, it's a poorboy roll, once the 20's are gone, you'll see he just has 1's and 5's.

by sarasplayroom.com July 4, 2009

40 Roll

A race taking place on a freeway or possibly any paved surface with 2 or more cars, where all contestants are to hold their speed at exactly 40 mph and at the end of the third honk accelerate to 140 mph at minimum.

Similar to 20, 30, 35, 50 and 60 rolls, all of such races have the standard of 100mph between start and end speeds.

Obviously the person in front wins if they complete the gap first, they stay out in front until all participants mutually shut cars down or all other participants let off early.

Jon wants to 40 roll you for twenty dollars in his Camaro, don't worry its stock bottom end.

by Steve______ December 17, 2012

Donut roll

Going to multiple donut shops sampling donuts. Much like going on a pub-crawl, except your going for donuts. Inspired by National Donut Day.

Brian, "Has anyone seen Randy?"
Liz, "Nope, last I heard he was on a Donut Roll."

by RgWord June 7, 2013

Roll of Wallpaper

Alternative phrase to Boxing glove on the end of a swans neck when describing a man who is well endowed in the trouser department

Woman in pub - So then, tell me why I should go on a date with your friend Dave?

Man in pub - Because love, he has a cock like a roll of wallpaper!

by blurtworth January 7, 2011

Baby Roll

the act of celebrating after a physical or moral victory by acting as if one picks up a baby and gently cradles it in one's arms.

Tom: "I proceeded to look up at the jumbo tron at the basketball game after we lost..."

Heather: "Ya, what happened?"

Tom: "Garrett was on there baby rolling the shit out the entire arena!"

Heather: "That's nut balls!"

by Godweezy March 3, 2010

soggy roll

Moist vagina

I could tell by the way she was watching me dance, she had a soggy roll.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 3, 2014