Ritalin

A drug meant for people with ADHD/ADD, in order to help them control their hyperactivity and help their attention span. It can also be used as a drug for recreational purposes, but is generally advised not to be because it is dangerous if not used properly.

Doctor to Mother: We will need to put Adam on Ritalin to control his ADD.

Ben: Hey bro, got any Ritalin?
Bill: Why, you got ADHD?
Ben: Nah I need some new drugs to try.
Bill: You better not dude, that shit can mess you up.

by HannahFancyPants November 25, 2016

satanic ritual

The act of consuming a large quanity of illegal drugs and drawing a pentagram on the floor of your living room out of ketchup or ash and stabbing a virgin in the face in the center of the pentagram while singing children songs backwards this is usually done at night in the company of stuffed animals and empty boxes the performer must have an erection the entire duration of the ritual to symbolize a "horn" and his closeness to the almighty dark lord. without the erection the entire ritual will fail and he will probably be arrested shortly after.

Person #1: dude i fucked up my satanic ritual

Person #2: i'll pick up some viagra for you

Person #1 thanks man your such a bro

by asshole 74 April 14, 2011

Ritalin

A controlled substance prescribed to kids dealing with ADD/ADHD and some people in Adulthood. Some may call it "synthetic speed".

I was up on a 72 hour ritalin binge, I ran out and kept seeing pieces of ritalin on the ground even though it was drywall.

by FDC88 February 24, 2015

ritual

1. A religious custom. (See customs.)

2. An action repeated on a schedule.

3. A repetitive action motivated by a compulsion.

1. Judaism requires adherents to wash their hands as a ritual.

2. Employees are scheduled to wash their hands before returning to work.

3. Psychological compulsion may cause ritual hand-washing.

by Downstrike May 26, 2004

Ritasaurus

The most beautiful dinosaur to ever exist. Fast, small, and very vicious. Hypnotizes prey with beautiful eyes, and attacks when least expected.

The Ritasaurus came inches away from biting my head off, but i gave it a chocolate covered strawberry and it let me LIVE!!

by modaddy89 March 2, 2011

Rita

Estranged daughter of Odin, a Rita is the most magestic woman you'll ever lay eyes on. A Rita can often be spotted from a distance due to their wild hair and distinctive sense of style. Ritas are highly intelligent. They are driven by love and passion and are loyal to the bitter end. Rita will always have your back. The coolest Ritas have punk rock running through her veins. Every punk rock scene has a Rita, and everyone wants to be her ffriend Ritas are typically independent thinkers. They live by their own moral code, and have the best sense of humor. But do not ever cross them. These Ritas have zero tolerance for stupidity and will kick your ass without warning.

Rita just said hi to me dude, she knows my name.

by Macho Raged May 30, 2021

electronic ritalin

electronic devices given to children - I-pods, cell phones, DVDs in cars, X-Box, Play Station, Nintendo, etc - to keep them quiet & busy - can range from a blessing to a curse

"Honey, did you bring the electronic ritalin? This is going to be a twelve hour drive"

"Yes the boys picked out a dozen DVDs and brought their I-Phone chargers"

"Now we can discuss every life issue in privacy and fall in love again"

"What do we do when the DVDs run out? Listen to their stories and fall in love with them again"

by Alpino August 5, 2012