Skip to main content

riot shield

Invincble slab of cement carried around by people with no skill in version 1.6 of counterstrike. Protects against anything thrown at it, including boiling acid and star wars geeks. It cannot be scratched by nuclear weapons. Advised to no be used for fear of people trying to gang rape you in a corner.

When used in groups, the riot shield is reminiscient to a large wall of bobbing rectangles coming to eat your testicles and pickle your penis.

Also used by modern day police in a less powerful version that can actually be broken if fired at by 30 clips of an AK-47.
by Anonymous September 21, 2003
mugGet the riot shield mug.

John Ritter

An American actor most known for his roles in Three's Company, 8 Simple Rules and a guest appearance in M*A*S*H. John Ritter's birthdate was 17th of September 1948 and his date of death was 11th of September 2003. He died of an aortic dissection, will be forever remembered.
RIP John Ritter 1948-2003
Three's Company
8 Simple Rules
M*A*S*H
by P. Redeckis May 3, 2006
mugGet the John Ritter mug.
Related Words

Boob riot

The action of celebtrating National Boob Day, January 7th, on Tumblr.
Hundreds of people changed their URL to somthing with boobs in it and posted about boobs for the entire day, essentially starting a boob riot on Tumblr.
Dude, this is a boob riot. Just look at all the boobs!
by rawrgirlyoucrazy January 8, 2012
mugGet the Boob riot mug.

riot ghoul

A gender nuetral term for riot grrl / riot grrrl / riot girl for them people that are part of the community but uncomfortable with the girl part
Oh, no I'm nonbinary so I'm a Riot Ghoul"
by Haha wrinkly bitch April 5, 2021
mugGet the riot ghoul mug.

Ritties

A word originated by the boobers to Describe Minecraft youtuber Ranboo's man titties.
"Hey bro them Ritties got me acting some kinda way."

"Yeah man the Ritties that man has are hugeeeee."
by HonkDaddy July 25, 2022
mugGet the Ritties mug.

Thought Riot

1. n-An A-F Records band, who, mark my words, is the next big punk band. (watch me jinx them x.X) Their name is a reference to George Orwell's 1984
Thought Riot is an awesome band
by Shadovsky August 25, 2004
mugGet the Thought Riot mug.

rotten apple

From "The World is Yours" by Nas, featured on Illmatic

"Dwellin in the Rotten Apple, you get tackled
Or caught by the devil's lasso, shit is a hassle"
by SonOfLiberty87 April 7, 2007
mugGet the rotten apple mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email