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rental feet

Having stank-ass feet after having worn some sort of rented footwear (bowling shoes or skates) or having to wear nasty store socks when shoe shopping
I can smell your stank-ass rental feet from those disgusting bowling shoes!
by bkCD February 7, 2014
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buddy rental

When one who smokes crack or other illicit substances rents out their car or means of transportation in exchange for the substance of their choice (usually crack).
Scotty couldn't give me a ride because he didn't have any money to get high and his crack dealer needed to make a few runs, so he used the car as a buddy rental.
by C rok May 2, 2018
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Reintardation

Converting to a new religion and ending up more stupid than before.
His constant preaching is a sign of reintardation,
by Blursaw February 11, 2010
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Roaches were renting rooms!

There were so many roaches in Mrs. Millie's house that a sign on her lawn said: "Rooms to Let". Roaches were renting rooms!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 24, 2021
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Rent out the Basement

This is a sexual term where a patron or John pays a hooker to eat out her ass hole i.e. paying a hooker to give her a rim job.
In order to satisfy my taste for brown eye I am constantly forced to go to the red light district and Rent out the Basement
by AronDC13 January 17, 2008
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Rent-Roll

During conversation, or randomly going up to someone and bellowing the words "How do you document real life, when real life's getting more like fiction each day?".
This also works for all other methods of communication.

There is also a MEGA-Rent-Roll when the quote "HOW DO YOU DOCUMENT REAL LIFE WHEN REAL LIFE'S GETTING MORE LIKE FICTION EACH DAY?

HEADLINES, BREADLINES, BLOW-MY-MIND AND NOW THIS DEADLINE, EVICTION OR PAY... RENT!

HOW DO YOU WRITE A SONG WHEN THE CHORDS SOUND WRONG, THOUGH THEY ONCE SOUNDED RIGHT AND RARE?
WHEN THE NOTES ARE SOUR WHERE IS THE POWER YOU ONCE HAD TO IGNITE THE AIR?

WE'RE HUNGRY AND FROZEN.

SOME LIFE THAT WE'VE CHOSEN!

HOW WE GONNA PAY, HOW WE GONNA PAY, HOW WE GONNA PAY...

...LAST YEAR'S RENT!"

It MUST be in caps to count.

The only way to cancel this out is to interrupt it with the word "RENT". OR in case of typed expression, the complete quote "Headlines, breadlines, blow-my-mind and now this deadline eviction or pay - RENT!" must be used. This does not work against a MEGA-Rent-Roll. Those are unavoidable.
Me: "Dude, can I ask you something?"
Daniel Lester: Sure.
Me: How do you document real life, when real life's getting more like fiction each day?
Daniel Lester: SHIT! I JUST GOT RENT-ROLLED!
by Dalek356 February 27, 2011
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Rent-A-Buddy

A friend that you have because you paid to belong to a private club or group. Someone that is not a true friend but a fake friend.
John is not going to hang with us today, he is golfing at the club with a bunch of his Rent-A-Buddies.

Steve joined the country club to schmooze with the Rent-A-Buddy that is the CEO.
by B. Hanback December 21, 2008
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