butt dial rejection

The act of getting butt dialed, but when you call the person back they explain to you that they really did not mean to call you.

Happens mostly to people with a first or last names that begin with the letter A.

Andrea: Johnny finally called me!!! ... dials his number back.

Johnny: My bad i must have butt dialed, peace

Andrea: Woah what a butt dial rejection

by Theman2525 May 10, 2010

erection redirection

Term referring to a change in the target of pursuit for a (hopefully) single man. Usually occurs when a new more attractive female is found.

"Jeremy never showed up to his wedding?!"
"Yeah, he had one hell of erection redirection."

by Jake LE February 21, 2008

rejectionitis

A temporarily debilitating emotional/physical manifestation of withdrawal resulting from perceived rejection.

The condition presents from equal amounts perceived rejection AND self-pity/sulking.

After his girlfriend stormed out and damaged his frail ego, he later refused to sleep with her/was unable to perform, citing his feelings of rejectionitis.

by smartcookie April 17, 2009

Recreational Drug User

NOT to be confused with drug addict. one level below stoner

someone who uses a certain drug(s) solely to experience the effects/have fun.

whoever uses drugs just when they're friends ask them to or just because they think it's cool are called FAKES.

Me: Hi, my name is Billy, and I smoke marijuana

some idiotic person: you drug addict. drugs are bad you stoner

Me: you're stupid, i'm a RECREATIONAL drug user *shoots him*

by gostupid December 6, 2006

Parks and Recreation

Better than the Office.

Man, Parks and Recreation is the best.

by BigBrain23 October 15, 2019

The Spoon Reflection

when one looks at themselves in a spoon, and their reflection in the spoon looks exactly like another person.

"I looked in a spoon today and remarkably the reflection in of me in the spoon looked like a really weird looking friend of mine. I believe my friend has a case of 'The Spoon Reflection'!"

by OWJIEOWJE October 25, 2009

Post-nut reflection

The moment of complete self reflection and clarity immediately following busting a huge nut.

"the Post-nut reflection hit me, and the self reflection and realisation kicked in"

by Sheldonisautistic February 3, 2018