Reed

A nigga wit a big dick

reeds dickis huge

by reedhamilton01 November 21, 2016

split the reed

to gently or forcibly elevate a female's legs to encourage deep penile penetration. generally followed by enthusiastic pelvic thrusting and premature ejaculation.

a combination of the words "split" (a positioning of the legs at an awkward angle) and "reed" (a plant which flourishes in swampy conditions).

I failed in my attempt to split the reed when her wooden leg snapped on the headboard.

by robust russet October 23, 2008

Reed

Reed is a sexy outgoing strong name. that everyone wants to name their kids. it is the 4th top name for babies in 1996. Reed is one mother fucking sexy beast.

"oh look at her...she is one fine girl"
"oh yes she is."
"shes like a reed"

by thebeast778 August 26, 2011

Reed Filibuster

n. The stalling of legislation in Congress by means of obstructing members of Congress from doing their jobs by going to their offices and requesting a picture with them to put on Facebook.

James tried pulling a Reed Filibuster on the Hill... I hope this doesn't stall any important legislation, but it probably will. AT least he has a cool profile pic on Facebook.

by InThaHouse! December 17, 2010

lou reed

a singer and guitar player, i like his music

i'd say more but im uninformed

by fetus face August 12, 2003

Chopper Reed

1 - A name used to descibe a very violent and villainous person refering to the most notorious criminal to come out of Australia - 2 - Chopper Reed or Chopper Reid is also an alias used by a thug and crook from the North/East Arkansas and West Tennessee area

The robbery was going smooth until james went all Chopper Reed on the clerks.

by J R Vance July 17, 2006

Reedsburg

A town that neighbors the Wisconsin Dells. Known for its high percentage of easy whores (properly dubbed "Reedsburg Whores or RW's) and rampant sexually transmitted diseases. Many 'graduates' and undergraduates from Reedsburg's joke of a high school find themselves pregnant, helping to make Sauk county the second most likely place to find a teen pregnancy in the state! Reedsburg is also home to Sauk County's largest liquor store, which possibly goes hand in hand with the easy slut population.

-"After Katie used that peroxide bottle for the third time this month, clumps of her hair fell out"
-"Thats a Reedsburg Whore for you"

by LexiconSheDevil February 12, 2008