rectumry

The places formally known as rectories where priests take little children to modlest them out of the public eye.

Father Brown took little Johny to his bedroom in the rectumry to play stash the salami.

by r to the ob March 27, 2004

rectum spectrum

The range of frequencies one's rectum emits after massive ingestion of pickled elder gnome scrotums. However, one must be doted with the capacity of anal intrudership to qualify for rectal wavelength emission.

Ah shit, it's Lothario. That guy's such an arrogant, anal intruding piece of shit... What? Did you say he frequently ingests massive amounts of pickled elder scrotums? That guy's rectum must emit enough radiation to turn your face into the ass of a maggot. (rectum spectrum)

by The Flaps Fairy November 8, 2009

rectum raider

a raging homosexual who raids the anus of another person, at times even the sphincter of a total stranger. these devious queers pry on every ass they can get a hold of!

Eric: yo man that guy is such a fag,look at his comb over and tight clothing and how he only associates with girls and never hooks up with them, what a softy.

Boeckh: dude the reason he only chills with girls and doesn't get any play from them is cuz he is a huge rectum raider.

by offutt March 7, 2009

rectum rodent

aka "lemmywinks" this little critter traverses the gut and intestines of "Mr. Slave."

The fate of the "rectum rodent" became obvious when Mr. Garrison removed the tube from Mr. Slave's ass.

by Will, Chad January 26, 2003

Rectum Rocket

Cafe racers, crotch rocket, motorcycles due to the asinine way people ride them.

You can be the nicest guy in the world but when you get on a Rectum Rocket you become an instant arsehole.

by ULTRON 5 December 11, 2007

rectum receiver

A person that likes to receive anal sex, i.e up the bum.

"She/He is a rectum receiver"

by SexyLittleAss August 3, 2007

rectum plectrums

A plural of rectum plectrum. Used for (sadistically) picking or plec'ing a collection of rectums. Usually as part of a multi-male circle jerk (2 or more).

John: Hey guys, I picked a pack of rectum plectrums from the local sado shop. You want in?
Dudes: Um, no thanks -- as they start running as fast as they can in the other direction.

by Darbers April 16, 2008