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r-rated tour guide

A college student who has sex with their college friends hometown friends when they are visiting.
Girl 1: "OMG, so-and-so's friend is visiting this weekend."
Girl 2: "Oh so you're gonna be an r-rated tour guide??"
Girl 1: Yeah, I heard he's pretty hot, and ill never have to see him again."
by shmoopdidiwhoop April 22, 2019
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Rare

To be unique, out of the ordinary. Someone who doesn't follow trends, walks his own path.
Johnny listens to music no one knows about, dresses funny, has a weird sense of humor and doesn't listen to anyone but himself. Man is he rare!
by jesuscheezusofftheheezus March 2, 2015
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Top-rated motherfucker

The person that, in each Urban Dictionary word or phrase, is featured as the top definition thanks to the popular votes he or she has received.
A Pink Floyd Fan is someone who likes Pink Floyd music, INCLUDING The Wall, for it doesn't mean that it is bad solely because it is popular, you top-rated motherfucker.
by Bryianzum March 21, 2009
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Dance Raped

Past Participle. When a creeper at a club starts grinding on a girl without her consent or even asking her.
We went out to the club last night and my creeper friend dance raped like 20 girls.
by KO728 February 27, 2009
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elephants raped

This is a comic exaggeration of pain and soreness from some activity such as sports.
Gawdddf, l feel like elephants raped me after that football game!
by I, Wreckerrr June 6, 2021
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You don't know, you've never been raped

A response used when one person calls another one out on their bullshit.
"I don't think your life is as bad as you claim."
"You don't know, you've never been raped!"
by helrunr January 23, 2019
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....And then you were raped.

a phrase you can add to a long, boring story that a friend or relative is telling you, to make the story more exciting or funny for yourself.
Person A: "When we were in Nebraska we visited the museum of agriculture, went to a corn maze, and visited a farm....

Person B: ....And then you were raped."

Person A: "What??, No I wasn't"
by The Flying 69 September 6, 2009
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