The act of expressing your innermost feelings at the most inappropriate of moments. Usually expressed at a time of drunken stupor. Sap-ranting embellishes camaraderie or love for a specific hoe.
Friend 1: "Dude, this is totally a sap-rant, but I love you more than an electric toothbrush up my ass."
Friend 2: "Bro, you're emotionally ravishing. I love Colgate. Lets go get Sushi."
Friend 2: "Bro, you're emotionally ravishing. I love Colgate. Lets go get Sushi."
by Blerk November 25, 2012
Get the sap-rantmug. 1. A rant you go on, mainly directed towards yourself, in the presence of others. Not expecting or desiring a reaction from said present company.
2. Ranting to yourself aloud, much like thinking aloud.
2. Ranting to yourself aloud, much like thinking aloud.
Person 1: You know, that commercial was so stupid.....
*****5 Min. later*****
.....It's fuckin ridiculous!
Person 2: Dude, there was no need of, or point to that.
Person 1: Fuck you, it was a Rhetorical Rant!
*****5 Min. later*****
.....It's fuckin ridiculous!
Person 2: Dude, there was no need of, or point to that.
Person 1: Fuck you, it was a Rhetorical Rant!
by JD-Lump May 26, 2010
Get the Rhetorical Rantmug. Person 1: Wow, she totally sounded like a molly rant!
Person 2: Yeah, she was all, "Zee DRMz! They are evil!"
Person 2: Yeah, she was all, "Zee DRMz! They are evil!"
by Exposay October 19, 2007
Get the molly rantmug. A long winded complaint about minor subjective imperfections in a product, a process, or a person without adequate understanding of the entirety of the subject and without any logic or basis in fact. It is preferably delivered via audio format in a high pitched fast-paced voice without interruption - not even to take a breath.
For numerous examples of Molly Rants please listen to co-host Molly Wood of the Buzz Out Loud Podcast at CNET.com.
by Peter Wan October 21, 2007
Get the molly rantmug. Noun.
Taken from one of the hosts of the tech news podcast Buzz Out Loud, Molly Wood, who is know to go on long rants about various topics discussed on the show. Used to described a rant a person went one.
Taken from one of the hosts of the tech news podcast Buzz Out Loud, Molly Wood, who is know to go on long rants about various topics discussed on the show. Used to described a rant a person went one.
by fantasyh October 23, 2007
Get the molly rantmug. A rant or harangue is a speech or text that does not present a well-researched and calm argument; rather, it is typically an attack on an idea, a person or an institution. Very often rants lack proven claims. Such attacks are usually personal attacks. Compare with a dialectic. Most commonly found in motorcycle forums.
fyrefyter0143: I'm the coolest member here :flex:
cockblockers: No your not, your just goodlookin
fyrefyter0143: Dot rant!
cockblockers: No your not, your just goodlookin
fyrefyter0143: Dot rant!
by Yut Ugh January 24, 2010
Get the Dot rantmug. Pilko Rant.
Noun:Nonsensical ramblings. Happen in groups of at least 3. Fatal upon listening, as well as being boring they rub off onto students, causing them to talk about propeller wash unprovoked. No wonder they don't know what nucleotides are.
Noun:Nonsensical ramblings. Happen in groups of at least 3. Fatal upon listening, as well as being boring they rub off onto students, causing them to talk about propeller wash unprovoked. No wonder they don't know what nucleotides are.
Student 1: I thought we were doing genetics, why the fuck is he on about traditional Chinese medicines.
Student 2: Oh that's just a pilko rant
Student 2: Oh that's just a pilko rant
by Got_tacos_4_dinner December 7, 2021
Get the Pilko rantmug.