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Mummy Queef

The only dope more potent than Afghan Kush at the moment. Don't be fooled by imitational grown Mummy Queef, believed to be handled with the tenderness of care and grown in actually pyramids with the Pharaohs.
Just got back from Cairo. The protest were crazy, but not as crazy as a pound of this Mummy Queef.
by Agent O June 22, 2011
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HoHo Queef

The air discharge resulting from rolling up an African American Woman's flapjack titty like a HoHo and rapidly pressing it together with ones palms.
Guy 1: "Dude, Tanisha's got such sweet flapjack tits that I'm always rollin em up like a Hostess HoHo and squeezing em for fun."
Guy 2: "Yea dude, that's a HoHo Queef. They smell like cocoa and sound like a t-shirt gun! BOOF!"
by Bart Hanover January 13, 2013
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queefing

Queefing is something I frequently do
by Hoof Dog April 10, 2017
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Queef clumpage

Most commonly found in women sixty years or older, years of wear and tear of the vagina causes sacs to form within the vagina. Frequently found due to poor vaginal hygiene, queef clumpage is an exoplasmic substance that forms in the vaginal sacs. If not cleaned out, the clumpage comes out during sex with a violet color that smellslike a rotting pygmy goat.
My doctor helped me clean out my Queef Clumpage
by Scientist546768585jf August 16, 2011
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Blood queef

a violent, bloody vaginal discharge that generally resembles (both visually and audibly) that of a ketchup bottle that hasn't been shaken properly.
Enrique: I was eating out my girlfriend but she blood queefed into my mouth!
Helga: Oh, dude... thats delicious... *rubs clit*
by Hotpocketyum February 12, 2012
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queef queen

A chick who is the QUEEN of all queefs! I mean every step she takes she just slips em' out. Its the equivalent to vaginal-cropdusting.
Colie is a Queef Queen, man. We were hanging out on Saturday riding bikes and every single time she pedaled it shook the earth.
by Allllliedues=] May 3, 2008
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Queefer Sutherland

A queef that is so big, so bad, so intense that only a parody of the man who plays Jack Bauer will do.
"That was no ordinary coochie fart Kim, that was a Queefer Sutherland."
by Yes I win! April 25, 2006
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