Q-tip

That thing that will completely ruin your ears if you put it in them, but you still do anyway

I put Q-tips in my ears too many times, now I'm deaf in my left ear!

by plasma.exe.exe.exe.exe.E.X.E July 9, 2023

Q-tip

When a man sticks his dick in someone's ear for sexual gratification.

"Last week I q-tipped a bitch so hard for talkin shit , I still got some ear wax left on me!"

by Locomon014 January 28, 2015

Q-Tip

NOUN
An elderly person, usually a woman who quickly pulls out into busy traffic and proceeds at 40MPH below whatever the posted speed limit is. When capable drivers, that should actually be allowed to drive, approach from behind, it can appear as if a Q-Tip was seat-belted in behind the wheel.

Man, I was ripping my V Max up the road and this damn Q-Tip pulled out in front of me!

by Broken Dock September 16, 2019

Q-tip

Q-tip; the shape of a human being's soul, beginning from the abdomen up through the head; the Concept in thought was originated from the shape of a cotton swab, readily known as a Q-tip. From the abdomen up through the neck is the post of the cotton swab and the cotton portion resides in the head.

The man suddenly looked up at his wife and he can see her Q-tip. And then the night moved on...

by Shermy Herman September 22, 2022

Double Q Tip

Double fisting a girl and sticking you and your best friends penis in her ear.

Everett and Matt double Q tipped Nez’s ear

by anonymous November 2, 2023

Q-tip

A Q-tip is used to clean debris out of one's urethra

I had sex, now I must cleanse my weiner hole with a Q-tip.

by Jakobie Jacobson the third April 20, 2018

Q-tip

Old people. Skinny body topped with fluffy white hair.

I'm stuck behind a car full of q-tips, so I'm running late.

by aerozeppelinn August 11, 2015