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blumpkin by proxy

Where you are taking a dump, spanking the monkey, and having phone sex with another individual.
I couldn't get her to come over last night so I had to call her and get a blumpkin by proxy.
by bigassblackguy October 18, 2006
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Munchkin Syndrome by Proxy

Mental disorder in which a mother deliberately creates narcissism in her daughter to gain attention for herself.
All the moms on Toddlers & Tiaras exhibit some degree of Munchkin Syndrome by Proxy.
by Robin L. June 3, 2010
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paroxysm

a fit, attack, or sudden increase or recurrence of symptoms
In this violent paroxysm the whole top of the mountain is believed to have been swept away.
by Your Grim Reaper June 24, 2003
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Peroxide Bitch

synonomous to peroxide abuser, but taken a step further. These are the orange skinned slutty girls with the huge knockers and bitchy attitudes. You know who I mean.
Me - Dude, I can't believe you're going out with that fucking peroxide bitch.
Friend - LOOK AT HER CANS ZOMG DROOL
by thequickbreathfinisher May 27, 2005
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proxycock

The act of a person sucking a cock by proxy for a reward.
Dude!, can you proxycock this guy so I can get this car!?
by Reverend Nasty January 20, 2009
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Proxy Embarrassment

Empathetic embarrassment felt for the sake of another who is incapable of shame or unaware that they should feel shame.
Seeing that guy dance sets my proxy embarrassment off.

Whenever Glenn Beck has a freakout on TV, I feel proxy embarrassment.

Even though she tries hard, I can't listen to her singing without it setting off my proxy embarrassment.
by Bellingson February 24, 2010
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proximity sensor

The nerve sensor inside your rectum that causes you to feel an increasing urgency to poop the closer you get to a toilet. The proximity sensor is activated by an already present need to take a crap. Once in the vicinity of a restroom, your proximity sensor will alert you that you are running out of time to reach the toilet and drop your pants, or suffer the consequences...
As I walked towards the bathroom, cheeks tightly clenched, my proximity sensor went crazy and I nearly pooped my pants before I could sit down.
by igottago... July 29, 2011
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