No pun intended

Pun intended. (and now acknowledged)

Jack: "At least the farmer made it back to his roots. No pun intended."

Jill: "There's no chance that pun was unintentional."

Jack: "Yeah, I know. I just instantly feel like an annoying asshole."

Jill: "Good, you should."

by placeholderhandle June 22, 2015

Pun

A fanny

Your pun smells

by Punn October 28, 2014

Pun-Job

A quick bit of cunnilingus.
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As a special treat Rick gave me a pun-job under the table at work last Friday

by Boundlesslife December 10, 2010

pun intended

An expression to clarify the use of a pun in a previous statement. Most often employed when a speaker does not trust his audience to recognize the pun on its own.

A pun is its own reword (pun intended).

by Glest January 31, 2010

no pun intended

1. the act of discovering a pun by sheer coincidence and announcing the find.

2. the act of deliberately making a pun and feeling embarassed that it can't be taken back

person 1: wait....haha! get it? no pun intended!
person 2: stop lying: you said that on purpose.

by dan trainor March 22, 2007

Pun-ishment

Noun.
When somebody makes a mistake and must atone for said mistake by enduring an onslaught of puns.

John broke his toe, and wasn't impressed when we told him that we toe-tally supported him. That was just the beginning of his pun-ishment

by Chipped Coffee Mug September 8, 2021

pun off

The act of out punning someone.

Karen and I had a pun off in which she failed miserable.

A colleague fell ill with a peeing issue and I told her urine trouble thus winning the pun off.

by TheGentlemen June 10, 2014