Puff

If you take it up the arse you’re a puff

“Heard she got bent over”
“Yea what a puff”

by Glossaryson May 22, 2019

Puff

The elusive buff Karen’s scientific name

“Goin’ to the gym today bout to get PUFF”

by edFKLEGJWKLEFG January 25, 2020

Puff

Soft fluffy person. Weak, pushover, bitch, vagina

Jimmy: “I can’t go out tonight! My mom wants me to help her take down the tree.”

Carrie: “nigga why are you such a puff?”

by Lividlizard December 26, 2019

Puffs

Someone who sleeps while his friends do all the work.

Greg was being a puffs when he slept in, while his friends did all the shoveling.

by DisgruntledShoveler February 22, 2014

Puff puff pass

When a pod of dolphins irritate a pufferfish, and pass it around much like people often do with Weed. Hence... puff puff pass

Do you think it’s called puff puff pass when dolphins get high off of the pufferfish’s toxins and pass it around?

by Cjbornwell February 15, 2019

PUFF

The opposite of MILF. Stands for Pretty Unlikely (Too) Fucking Fat. Generally used by guys cruising the streets but could be used by gals too.

Cruising down the street you see a nice blonde with a pushchair and a big fat chick.

"Nice MILF shame about the PUFF."

by saber sharp March 3, 2009

Puff

A delicate word to describe a quite possibly foul smelling emmission of gas from the anus.

This distracts from the physically disgraceful act of releasing in a public area.
Also known as fart.

i.e.

Simon: "jesus! what on earth is that putrid smell?!, Marik was that you??"
Marik: (is foreign and doesnt understand) *nods*
Stuart: *chuckles* (aside) "it was me that puffed!!!"

by Pooese October 7, 2009