Pube Diddler

One who diddles pubes. A euphemism for one who takes a long time to get ready.

"Let's crack the whip on this lazy pube diddler and tell him to get moving."
"Stop pube diddlin' in there! I gotta shit."
John began pube diddling when he realized he couldn't answer the teacher's question.

by KnoLeDeKeySean Royale November 7, 2013

pube canoe

A lone pubic hair floating in an otherwise clean toilet.

While urinating, Steve made a game of trying to sink the pube canoe.

by Dalemite April 23, 2006

Pube Pad

The patch of skin above you genitals from which pubic hair protrudes.

Corey: "Dude, I just threw this apple at your nuts and you didn't even flinch!"

Lindsay: "Dude that's messed up!"

Chris: "Meh I got lucky. You just got my pube pad"

by bigredc January 16, 2013

Head Pube

A hair on one's head that has the texture and/or appearance of a pubic hair.

"No matter how much I condition my hair, I can't get rid of these head pubes"

by Brainplop December 31, 2011

Pube Squirrel

1.) A large amalgamation of pubic hair collected over time, that closely resembles a small woodland mammal. Mostly in and around the toilet and bath tub area. (Most squirrels hide nuts, most nuts hide squirrels)

2.) Pube Squirrel aka pub-ba-kis maximus; a wookiee-like cluster of scroto-centralized pubic hair lurking behind the base or seat of the toilet.

"I swear I saw that pube squirrel move!"

"Dude, you have a pube squirrel hibernating behind the toilet seat."

"Thats not a dust bunny! Its a pube squirrel!"

by Ghostzer0 March 5, 2008

shoot the pube

a game, usually played by men while at urinals, when one aims the piss stream, aka golden rainbow, at rogue pieces of pubic hair which rest on the lip of the urinal. these special pubes do not necessarilly belong to you, but remember, they must be sent home to the urinal cake.

in the game of shoot the pube, you get extra points if the pube drifts towards the pisser.

by john really brown November 11, 2006

Guido Pubes

Well trimmed male genital area, similar to Puerto Rican Pubes

After her date with Tony, Maria was thankful he had Guido Pubes because she hates hairy cock-n-balls.

by Gavin Rosdale March 6, 2010