pube muppet

a sexy sexy sexy homosexual.

Hello my good man. I am the pube muppet.

by cyberen August 13, 2004

Chest Pubes

Chest hair that is curly, like pubes.

It's in the movie Step Brothers.

"When I dried my body off after my shower I got amazing Chest Pubes"

by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

puberty

It's what children start when they're the ages usually 10-18. It's the development of sexual growth.


GIRLS: Girls start earlier then boys do, there are no physical appereances shown, their ovaries are growing, and breast buds will start to show up at around the ages of 8-10.

The first real sign is breats, then pubic hair. They hit a growth stage, and grow rapidly in height. They usually have hips to carry babies. They start having monthly cycles called the menstural cycle. They're done growing quicker then boys are. Both boys and girls develop acne.


BOYS: They start later then girls. Usually around 12-18. Maybe 10-18. Everyone is different. The first notice is height. They grow taller, and their voice deepens dramatically. They start getting facial hair, and pubic hair. Their penis grows dramastically. They get muscles as well. Boys are typically taller then girls, but not always. Boys also start having sperm, and having wet dreams.

Boy: Have you started puberty?
Girl: Yes, have you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: I don't like it.
Boy: Neither do I.



Girl: Have you started your period?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl: I hate puberty.
Girl 2: Me too.

by anexpert April 5, 2009

pubeard

Pronounced Pube Beard

1.) A Beard On Someones Face That Looks Like They Glued Pubes To Their Face

2.) Being Bald Everywhere Except For Around Your Genitals Where You Have Massive Amounts Of Hair Due To No Upkeep

Did You See The Pubeard On Wendy? It's Nasty, She Hasn't Shaved In Weeks

by Dean Krunkman November 16, 2007

Pube Pudding

noun: the mixture of shit and pubes formed when the anal penetration of the recipient causes him/her to spray shit on the pubic area of the anal penetration provider. Finally, the anal penetration recipient strains the shit out of the anal penetration provider's pubes. The finished product in the anal penetration recipients mouth is PUBE PUDDING.

"Danny, is something the matter? You've barely touched your pube pudding."

by Colin Davis October 7, 2006

pube up

To take an object, such as something of value to another person, or perhaps their midday snack, and stick it down your pants, twirling it around for a bit so it strokes against your pubes, then giving it back to the person, thus leaving them standing dumbfounded with a thoroughly grossed up thing. Best done if some of your hairs stick to the object due to sweat.

I totally pubed up Carl's camera

I pubed up a candy bar and gave it to a chick, and she ate it

I pubed up your mom. In my pants.

I am about to go pube up that chick's hand. I hope she doesn't notice.

by Mattias Tillberg January 14, 2009

scared pubes

Pubic hair that sticks straight out. These pubes give the appearance of being scared straight. Scared pubes are usually found on oriental women.

Chen Li's pussy must have seen a ghost because she had a bad case of scared pubes!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019