Pube Pudding

noun: the mixture of shit and pubes formed when the anal penetration of the recipient causes him/her to spray shit on the pubic area of the anal penetration provider. Finally, the anal penetration recipient strains the shit out of the anal penetration provider's pubes. The finished product in the anal penetration recipients mouth is PUBE PUDDING.

"Danny, is something the matter? You've barely touched your pube pudding."

by Colin Davis October 7, 2006

pube up

To take an object, such as something of value to another person, or perhaps their midday snack, and stick it down your pants, twirling it around for a bit so it strokes against your pubes, then giving it back to the person, thus leaving them standing dumbfounded with a thoroughly grossed up thing. Best done if some of your hairs stick to the object due to sweat.

I totally pubed up Carl's camera

I pubed up a candy bar and gave it to a chick, and she ate it

I pubed up your mom. In my pants.

I am about to go pube up that chick's hand. I hope she doesn't notice.

by Mattias Tillberg January 14, 2009

scared pubes

Pubic hair that sticks straight out. These pubes give the appearance of being scared straight. Scared pubes are usually found on oriental women.

Chen Li's pussy must have seen a ghost because she had a bad case of scared pubes!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019

Reading Off The Pubes

When a girl is "Reading Off The Pubes", she is sucking on your dick, while simultaneously texting on one of those QWERTY keyboard cell phones. This gives the initial impression that the girl is Reading your pubes like a book.

Although there is some speculation because from the man's point of view, it simply looks like she is, in fact, texting. But the term merely mocks what the girl doing, because texting on a cell phone while giving a blow job is just plain slutty.

Man: Oh god, my girlfriend was sucking my dick, and I look down, and she's reading off the pubes! fucking bitch

Jessica: watchu up 2 tonite?
Veronica: Aw same old shit, just reading off the pubes right now though

by kliider August 29, 2008

J-Pubes

The long unkempt pubic hair of Japanese people which is mostly straight but has a couple slight kinks in the strands.
When they take their pants off, it sets off the release of a copious amount of J-Pubes, similar to that of a Ticker Tape Parade.
Since J-Pubes are so straight yet wiry, they are difficult to

Swiffer, because they seem to just flip-flop back and forth and not adhere to the Swiffer cloth.

I threw a party last night for my Japanese students and spent a half hour Swiffering J-Pubes out of my downstairs bathroom.

Man, I was eating out Sachiko but I kept having to hack up her J-Pubes.

Man, did you see that guy's J-Pubes? He could be a member of ZZ Top.

by EmmaRhoids1 October 31, 2009

Yeti pubes

When the carpet doesn’t match the drapes

Bob: Stormy D. said Trump had Yeti pubes.
George: Man, you would think with a billion dollars he could at least buy carpet that matches the drapes!!

by MuffinMonster September 19, 2018

Pube Lincoln

For a man, it means to have the pube hair shaved right above the penis only leaving some on both sides and on the testicles. It should resemble Honest Abe's beard.

For a woman, it means to also shave the pubic hair right on top of the vagina and leave the sides and gooch area untouched.

What are you talking about I'm not a real American!? My Pube Lincoln begs to differ!

by IamHollywood January 15, 2009