ptASSd

Post Traumatic Ass Disorder. A constant, irrational fear of your ass being harassed in a wide variety of ways, due to an inordinate amount of grabbing, spanking, poking, etc by your friends. The most common observable symptom of ptASSd, is never turning ones' back to anyone EVER, and NEVER bending over within anyone's reach, even if extremely inconvenient, so as to avoid a pen or pencil from being slipped into their buttcrack for example.

After 15 solid years of our butts getting poked and grabbed by everyone else all the time, our circle of friends all suffer from ptASSd.

by Ktulu82 November 29, 2020

ptab

Pits, tits, ass and bits

I’m going for a PTAB shower

by Charliesangles August 31, 2021

Ptat

It's the meaning of life and everything

Person 1: what is the meaning of life?
Person 2: didn't you know? It's ptat

by Jayopcactus September 7, 2021

Ptachia

Open God
Petach which in Hebrew it means open
Is part of a Jewish prayer where we ask God to open the gates of heaven to our prayers and luck. The two last words in Ptach-IA is one of God's name.

This name is unique and special, pepole with this name tend to be very smart outgoing while a blessing to be around them.

This name Ptachia is an ancient name found in the Talmud.

by Levi007 November 22, 2021

ptarmiganning

After a man cums on a woman’s back, he throws a handful of feathers on her and yells “it’s ptarmigan season!”

Did try ptarmiganning with him last night?

Yeah! The feathers have been stuck on me since yesterday. I feel like a bird from Life Below Zero.

by GeorgeSMIT March 23, 2022

PTATL

Please talk about this later.

Man: The world is ending and you don't care!
Me: PTATL I don't have the time!

by Yobberson April 3, 2022

ptanomon

a very sexy person. The hottest person in the world, girl magnet. Absolutely do not let him see your girl/boy or he will snatch them away from you

"Look! it a ptanomon! Quick, hide her in the basement!"

by dont lose your password October 3, 2022