Kristaps Porzingis. The 7'3" NBA basketball player from Latvia. Basically the second coming of Dirk Nowitzki and Shaq wrapped into one, as he can shoot from pretty much anywhere or posterize anyone on the floor.
Jim was hitting 3s AND dunking on everyone in the game yesterday... he looked like Porzingoat out there!
by Knicks#33 February 14, 2017
Get the Porzingoat mug.1. When someone adds you on a social networking site and you go through all of their pictures and content to find out who they are.
2. When you do as the first definition outlines, only you are doing it just to be a creeper/stalker.
2. When you do as the first definition outlines, only you are doing it just to be a creeper/stalker.
1."Dude, I'm not a creeper, I'm only profile stalking her to find out who she is because she added me."
2."Mayne, if you don't quit profile stalking, you're gonna get your ass kicked by someone."
2."Mayne, if you don't quit profile stalking, you're gonna get your ass kicked by someone."
by blahhgkdjlf February 17, 2009
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by yhdik June 23, 2022
Get the Profiction mug.-Noun informal Proh-bee
Somebody on their probationary period.
Probationer, Probinator, Probus Maximus
(Origin - 2007 Reef Casino)
Somebody on their probationary period.
Probationer, Probinator, Probus Maximus
(Origin - 2007 Reef Casino)
Best used in moments of stupidy
(e.g 'your such a probie Tristan')
(e.g 'Ohh Probe it up a notch')
(e.g 'you are the probiest prober this once probie ever did see')
(e.g 'your such a probie Tristan')
(e.g 'Ohh Probe it up a notch')
(e.g 'you are the probiest prober this once probie ever did see')
by Nickwhite777 January 13, 2008
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Get the prodi mug.Multiple profile disorder (MPD) is a social networking disorder characterized by having at least one "alter" personality that controls behavior. The "alters" are said to occur spontaneously and involuntarily, and function more or less independently of each other.
They may be evident by posts that are not characteristic of the known person and seem widely out of normal character. Some of the posts may be offensive and unfiltered.
The unity of consciousness, by which we identify our selves, is said to be absent in MPD. Another symptom of MPD is spontaneous posts in conjuction with amnesia, which can't be explained by ordinary forgetfulness.
They may be evident by posts that are not characteristic of the known person and seem widely out of normal character. Some of the posts may be offensive and unfiltered.
The unity of consciousness, by which we identify our selves, is said to be absent in MPD. Another symptom of MPD is spontaneous posts in conjuction with amnesia, which can't be explained by ordinary forgetfulness.
Multiple Profile Disorder posts may include "Dear bitch who stole my parking space after I drove around and waited 20 minutes: You'll get your Christmas cheer in the form of karma."
by Sweet girl with angst issues December 7, 2010
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