Procrasturbation

To occupy oneself with masturbation while pressing matters await.

Verb: 1) "I was procrasturbating this evening and therefore late for dinner"

2) "Suzy, why arent you here yet...procraturbating again?"

3) "I need to get going maybe just one last procrasturbation"

by bhall998 June 25, 2014

Procrasturbate

The act of stopping and starting again while masturbating in order to delay orgasm.

Dude, masturbating goes by too quickly...

You have to learn to procrasturbate, man.

by mkay567 January 9, 2012

Procrasturbating

procrasturbating is when you don't feel like doing something so you masturbate instead.

Procrasturbating- Yuuki Kimura

I can't really be bothered to do this, I might just procrasturbate. I like procrasturbating.

by Yuuki bear November 18, 2013

Procrasturbate

pro·cras·tur·bate.

Verb.

Procrasturbating is the act of masturbating as a form of procrastination.

To put off or to defer work or responsibility with a quick hand-shandy.

Sometimes referred to as a procrasti-wank.

I couldn't procrasturbate any more. I had no other choice but to do my essay.

by TMurray88 May 14, 2011

Procrasturbate

To masturbate when one's procrastinating

Instead of doing my work, i procrasturbated to my favorite porno.

by ZACX February 24, 2010

Procrasturbate

The act of pleasuring oneself (aka "knock one out") in order to avoid a dull or arduous task.

It's possibly a more heath concious version of procrastineating. :o)

Dave: Have you finished that report you have been working on?
John: Sorry, I have been procrasturbating all day.
Dave: Man, all you ever do is procrasturbate. I bet your old fella looks like a Walnut Whip?
John: Yeah, it smarts a bit too.

by InspoAdam June 15, 2011

procrasturbate

To waste time by playing with yourself in a hedonistic but ultimately pointless way.

"Some people think all I do is procrasturbate because I sit here telling myself I'm the only one who can be right and it makes me hard"

"I was going to watch a documentary on our planet to help inspire me for my thesis, but then I saw that skinflixxxx had a free ten minute preview so I ended up procrasturbating"

"That guy Kevin is such a procrasturbater, all he does is sit around playing sad classical music drinking gin whilst crying that nobody likes him"

by IAMTHECAKE June 17, 2013