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procrasturbate

Noun- A combination of procrastination and masturbation; masturbating in the effort to procrastinate. Usually occurs when you are supposed to be doing work on a computer, but start to look at porn and end up masturbating instead.
Leroy has to do all of his work in the computer lab where he can't procrasturbate.
by Slate Giz May 13, 2010
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Procrasturbate

Instead of doing my work, i procrasturbated to my favorite porno.
by ZACX February 24, 2010
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Procrasturbate

pro·cras·tur·bate.

Verb.

Procrasturbating is the act of masturbating as a form of procrastination.

To put off or to defer work or responsibility with a quick hand-shandy.

Sometimes referred to as a procrasti-wank.
I couldn't procrasturbate any more. I had no other choice but to do my essay.
by TMurray88 May 14, 2011
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Procrasturbate

The act of pleasuring oneself (aka "knock one out") in order to avoid a dull or arduous task.

It's possibly a more heath concious version of procrastineating. :o)
Dave: Have you finished that report you have been working on?
John: Sorry, I have been procrasturbating all day.
Dave: Man, all you ever do is procrasturbate. I bet your old fella looks like a Walnut Whip?
John: Yeah, it smarts a bit too.
by InspoAdam June 15, 2011
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Procrasturbate

The act of stopping and starting again while masturbating in order to delay orgasm.
Dude, masturbating goes by too quickly...

You have to learn to procrasturbate, man.
by mkay567 January 9, 2012
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procrasturbate

When you have something to do but you procrastinate and spend your time masturbating instead.
i have homework that's due tomorrow, but all i've done today was procrasturbate
by Rooskie Business March 7, 2010
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Procrasturbation

The act of chucking a wank in order to avoid doing work or study
Procrasturbation Example:

Dude 1: "Fuck dude, I haven't done any work all day!"
Dude 2: "Yeah me neither, I've been procrasturbating"
Dude 1: "Wtf is that?"
Dude 2: "It's when you masturbate to procrastinate"
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