When you get stressed about having alot of work and just masturbate instead of getting anything done
"Yo have you started your essay?"
"Nah man, I've been procrasturbating"
"I have alot of homework to do tonight, I'm probably going to break down and procrasturbate"
"Nah man, I've been procrasturbating"
"I have alot of homework to do tonight, I'm probably going to break down and procrasturbate"
by McEwenC February 16, 2010
Get the Procrasturbatemug. by BridgesGijsbers April 6, 2010
Get the Procrasturbatemug. The act of pleasuring oneself (aka "knock one out") in order to avoid a dull or arduous task.
It's possibly a more heath concious version of procrastineating. :o)
It's possibly a more heath concious version of procrastineating. :o)
Dave: Have you finished that report you have been working on?
John: Sorry, I have been procrasturbating all day.
Dave: Man, all you ever do is procrasturbate. I bet your old fella looks like a Walnut Whip?
John: Yeah, it smarts a bit too.
John: Sorry, I have been procrasturbating all day.
Dave: Man, all you ever do is procrasturbate. I bet your old fella looks like a Walnut Whip?
John: Yeah, it smarts a bit too.
by InspoAdam June 15, 2011
Get the Procrasturbatemug. by Mustangboi May 4, 2018
Get the Procrasturbationmug. Verb: 1) "I was procrasturbating this evening and therefore late for dinner"
2) "Suzy, why arent you here yet...procraturbating again?"
3) "I need to get going maybe just one last procrasturbation"
2) "Suzy, why arent you here yet...procraturbating again?"
3) "I need to get going maybe just one last procrasturbation"
by bhall998 June 25, 2014
Get the Procrasturbationmug. by DfwBigExec March 14, 2013
Get the procrasturbatemug. Procrasturbation Example:
Dude 1: "Fuck dude, I haven't done any work all day!"
Dude 2: "Yeah me neither, I've been procrasturbating"
Dude 1: "Wtf is that?"
Dude 2: "It's when you masturbate to procrastinate"
Dude 1: "Fuck dude, I haven't done any work all day!"
Dude 2: "Yeah me neither, I've been procrasturbating"
Dude 1: "Wtf is that?"
Dude 2: "It's when you masturbate to procrastinate"
by LFCAidan September 14, 2014
Get the Procrasturbationmug.