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certified anal probe

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance
Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe
by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016
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backwood probe

When you are deep in the woods and something slips into your butt
John: ow what was that?
Jim: don't worry that was just my backwood probe
by johnnyappleseedtupac May 1, 2016
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probe lobes

The doctor starts to probe lobes, only to find that your bodily hygeine is oh, oh so bad."

You taking a q-tip and shoving into one ear, then the other, as you probe lobes,despite the implicit instructions not to, you find wax so old, it could only be conserved in one of those weird museums on a beach strip."

The annual examination your doctor gives, when he puts a light spectrum to your ear to probe lobes, to check out see what's going on, to you nothing, to him, a lighted slick based adventure."
"This ringing in my ear, has got to stop, I'm glad I have an HMO, my doc can probe lobesand see if I have tinnitus."

"I've been sticking q-tips in my ears for years, but when I do the double probe lobes, all I find is more wax build up, my doctor doesn't seem to get that somehow there's a safer way to get it out of there."

"Ya know, if you probe lobes, you might hear a little better, yo, it's like your deaf or something, man, wassup?
by writah' May 18, 2008
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lorax probe

When the lorax climb down the tree,you see his butthole when he bend down.
Girl:"Are you the kink who sat on the floor?
Me:No,I can't.
Robert why you such a lorax probe?

Robert: Because you and the girlfriend liked staring at my butt when I bent my foot on the tree.
Girl:Jeez,that appropriate bitch.
by FreshBlood10'9 May 27, 2023
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probe nation

When a nation sticks something in another's butthole, specifically a stick or twig.
by McSucc December 6, 2017
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Probe

Get Obliterate, destroy, defeat, with a sprinkle of “get good noob!!” and “ez clap”
Typically used after epic 123 headshots. Usually typed too but idc up to you. Also, used primarily in gaming.
*Gets 5 headshots*
(Headshotter typed in chat): Get probed!
by Ambird19 February 13, 2021
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probe with a multimeter

to have penetrative sex with someone
last night i got probe with a multimeter
by barbiebossmaster July 18, 2023
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