priming the optimus

Another slang term used for "Masterbation" (choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, etc.) used in the RiffTrax commentary for the film TRANSFORMERS. The term is a referrence to the character Optimus Prime from the film, as well as the T.V. series.

Poor guy, his mom caught him priming the optimus.

by Carloslpz May 1, 2008

Pimping

The art of being a hero and saving something from pedofilic people and then letting the people u saved live free and wonderful lives

Im pimping my cat

by Bdbsj April 19, 2021

sneaker pimping

when a white girl wears black sneakers in order to gain interest of black men.

Yo, that chick is straight sneaker pimping on you Craig.

by poon killa April 27, 2016

pimping

when you are laughing so hard that you have to
Pee In My Pants.. P I M P

When I get really stoned, I laugh so hard that I pimp.

Can also be used in reference to other people ex. I think she is pimping....

Can also be used as Shitting In My Pants.... SIMP

by leigh tk December 28, 2005

pump action pimping

Engaging in the sale of sexual favors while equipped with firearms, particularly those of the pump action variety.

Last night, I was pump action pimping and had to waste a ho.

by pumpactionpimp August 24, 2007

maximum pimping

Whenever something is truly awesome.

That car is so hot...it's maximum pimping.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

fetus pimping

when a man shoves his head into a woman's vagina and then performs oral sex on the fetus
OR
when he penetrates orifices of both the mother and the fetus

Pete & George: hey joey did ya get daniella pregnant?Joey: HELLS YEAH! i even started fetus pimping my kidPete & George: O_o

by wookienipples April 4, 2009