preterd

Another word for stupid

John, why’d you spill the milk? You’re such a preterd

by ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅg December 20, 2020

guantanamo pretzel

When you handcuff someone's left arm to their right leg and their right arm to their left leg and smash them from behind

Jordan put Owen in a Guantanamo Pretzel last night

by Service Boy28 May 19, 2014

Montana pretzel

The act of two men simultaneously penetrating each others buttholes with their penis. In doing so their bodies intertwine like a pretzel.

Bonem had a lot of Montana pretzels in college.

by Kandykane69 October 26, 2016

Japanese Pretzel

A sex position where people bend their bodies to make a pretzel postion and suck each each other's asses.

Mmm lets do the Japanese Pretzel

by CarlosTheCar October 25, 2018

Hot pretzel

Having sex while both people are cross legged and shifting.

Hey Dominic I heard you and Boone did the hot pretzel last night

by Dominicsboner August 8, 2020

fuck pretzel

the art of sexual origami

"she was loving it mate, I had her tied up like a 'fuck pretzel'" exclaimed Zane.

by Funkweazle October 22, 2011

yonic pretzel

Something a girl does in order to prolong a sex for a man, particularly a man who ejaculates prematurely.

Man: "What the fuck is a yonic pretzel?"

Woman: "Its like" a negative kagel"
Man: "A negative what?"
Woman: "Ok its just complicated vagina shit, everytime you think your gonna blow (cum), you just pinch me and that will be my cue to pretzel ok?"
Man: "Ok....."

by WwOoMmEeNn June 3, 2009