friend pretend

When a child imagines a friend.

My boy is friend pretending.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Pretend Ballin'

When you cash your paycheck in ones and wrap a twenty on the outside.

He pulled out a stack, then took me to Taco Bell. Dude was just pretend ballin'

by Miss Ted August 30, 2021

pretend bitch

A friend that tries to be a bitch but can't because you out bitch her

Sharpton is a pretend bitch.

by QHarley March 7, 2016

pretend Fagget

A person who pretends to be a nationality they arent

juan: im black and dominican

jack:your not black you fucking pretend fagget

by neanderthai57 June 29, 2023

Pretendicitis

A combination of words "Pretend" and "Appendicitis" used to describe the act of faking an injury or illness for personal gain.

Nicholas wasn't feeling Baseball Practice last Friday. As a result, he caught a bad case of Pretendicitis that left him benched with a fake sprained ankle.

by PositivelyPisces May 23, 2018

Pretend

They don't want to pretend! You hear that? They don't want to pretend.

Hym "As they actively pretend I didn't just create A.I. at a whim to demonstrate my abject superiority to all men, women, and children... They don't want to pretend trans women are female... As they pretend a fat man is breaking in to the house one a year to give their piece of shit kids presents (even though they are bad and don't deserve presents)... They don't want to pretend."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

Pretender syndrome

When someone has no idea of how a subculture works and has no willingness to lurk but still pretends to know everything about said subculture. Commonly seen on various forums, large and small.

People with Pretender Syndrome have no will to assimilate to the forum culture and will instead attempt to force their own ideals onto the community. They will take basic surface level knowledge (ie memes) and spout them with very little knowledge of the memes themselves. Often completely misuse the memes as a result.
Attempts to name the jew will result in autistic screeching.

Hey, that tranny's got Pretender Syndrome. He's completely shitting up our forum with his ideas of diversity and equality. Let's ban him before he ruins it

by Noxcoffee February 1, 2023