by Altruist333 November 16, 2021
Get the Prey pretendingmug. John: Hey Samantha, I won't be able to make it out to SF tonight, so we will pretend to hang out via text.
Samantha: You mean text pretend?
Samantha: You mean text pretend?
by Bryck April 19, 2014
Get the text pretendmug. Hey, Cody, I bet you won't say anything about how he's mentally retarded. If he had a small dick you would say something or at the very least insinuate that because he has a small dick he's inadequate. I've watch other YouTubers do it so I'm sure it's allowed.
Hym "But I've never seen a YouTuber insinuate that there is anything wrong with a mental retard. Isn't that weird? Because there clearly is something wrong with them. They're retarded. It's like we all have to pretend that there is nothing wrong with retards... But we don't even have to pretend a little bit that a small dick doesn't dictate entirely how people are going to interact with you. I think that's weird. I think that's why you have to yell 'fire' if you're being raped. It's shit like this adding up someone's decision to just walk away. And it's the same thing with the mentally ill! We all have to pretend that Chris Williamson isn't a mentally ill piece of shit or that his mental illness doesn't make him inferior to anyone who isn't a mentally ill piece of shit... But... You just don't have to extend the same courtesy to a small dick. That's weird. I think it's weird. What to you think, Cody? What to you think about how you're allowed to denigrate small dicks but not retards when retards are clearly worse and deserve life less and everyone is coerced into providing for them? I don't know Cody bo-body... I can't think of an answer."
by Hym Iam October 3, 2024
Get the Pretendmug. Doing things normally reserved for a weekend when it's actually a work night / school night (i.e. binge drinking).
"I want to get slizzered, pretend weekend anyone?"
"Work was tough after pretend weekend last night."
"Work was tough after pretend weekend last night."
by rcalley July 8, 2014
Get the pretend weekendmug. 
He's a Neo-Nazi
A retard "Which is why I'm pretending to be him! Cus, you know, I'm not a Neo-Nazi but this guy is better than me at an existential level! What I'm doing is a reflection of his neo-nazi-ism and is NOT a reflection of how warped my own mind is! Really! I certainty wasn't enamored with how brilliant and cool he is... This is um... Not that..."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2025
Get the Which is why I'm pretending to be himmug. Who you calling a dipshit, retard? You can your fat cock need to represent my interests. I don't care what state you are from OR what party you are in. What is happening to me doesn't affect the people doing it TO me and it doesn't affect the people who want it to continue. And if you want it to stay that way do you need to make that piece of shit pay for my ideas.
Hym "Because I'm not pretending to have my ideas stolen. It isn't pretend. This is affecting my life and if doesn't affect other people's it's going to."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
Get the Pretendmug.