pienapper

Someone who steals or takes control of a pie, especially but not exclusively if they hold the pie for ransom.
Also a Hawaiian on vacation in Texas.

That pienapper said she'd only give me some pie, if I promised to clean the dishes, walk the dog, take out the garbage and watch TV with her; I laughed and said I'd pienap the pie from the refrigerator later.

by darkox June 30, 2020

Peenapping

1. Sitting on the toilet when you're tired or sleepy or falling asleep in the middle of a pee.
2. Somebody waking you up to get off the porcelain throne just to go to bed.

I found my husband on the toilet peenapping at 4am, I had to wake him up to go to back to bed.

by Bacon Butterfly October 1, 2021

Precapitate

When something that usually has a head doesn’t and didn’t previously but is going to.

Like decapitate but it never had a head to begin with

I’m making a stuffed animal and I haven’t sewed on the head yet.

It’s precapitated

by IrishArthurMan April 11, 2022

prenuption

Similar to a prenuptial arrangement prior to marriage, if you are adopting another person (typically if that person is an adult) and you want to make sure that after the adoption they will have no rights to your financial fortunes, you ask them to sign a prenuption

I'm adopting my friend at work, so that I can get some time off for family leave, but I'm not letting him sue me for any of my money. So I'm asking him to sign a prenuption agreement.

by CJ Husky April 23, 2024

non preAP

Ghetto; may refer to someone who takes a regular level class in High School rather than a harder 'preAP' level.

"All the volleyball girls at this school are non PreAP in their character, if you know what I mean"

by Saint Nevsky October 21, 2021

mexican prenup

The act of putting your valuable assets under your mothers name to prevent it from being taken in divorce court

That puta tried to take my impala when she left me but i had that mexican prenup!

by Mississippi.boi April 17, 2024