Postel

Verb: Acting as if knowledge flows out of ones mouth with every breath taken. While in reality usually being wrong on 80% of a topic.

The state of Georgia has the number one water park in the world out of the top ten developing nations in the top 40 of the world.

that guy is pulling a postel

by captain state the obvious December 7, 2010

pestle and mortar

When you drop chilli and the tip of your penis touches the porcelain of the bowl.

Industrial toilets seem to be ok, unless you're hung like Chuck Norris, but when you go to your grandma's house and she has that tiny little crapper with the fuzzy blue rug and seat cushion; you are guaranteed to pestle and mortar that rig.

by ty187 June 17, 2010

postlethwaite

A really cool surname and if you are lucky enough to have it as your own, you should fell extremely happy. From the north of England area - yorkshire way.

"That girl over there is really cool! What's her name?"

"Oh , that's because her surname is Postlethwaite!"

by cool and bright May 20, 2018

Serial Poster

The serial poster is someone on facebook that joins groups to post excessively ( at least a dozen posts back to back ) to drown out any other posts from other group members for maximum attention yet never comments on anyone else's posts & never clicks the "like" button the person is only there for the high they get from others liking what they posted & ignoring all other group members.

"Mr. Smith" always posts twenty or more posts back to back but never clicks "like" or gives comments nor compliments about anyone else's music posts. He is a serial poster & is only seeking attention.

by Mark2020 August 18, 2016

Posterior Motive

When a girl is only thinking about having anal sex.

Yo I was ready to bust a nut in this girl's vag but next thing I know I'm all up in her ass! I got caught up in her posterior motives...

by Teh butt s3x0rs May 3, 2010

hanging posters

Usually used (by males) as a slang term to let one know that you're planning on masturbating. This comes from the knowledge that semen is of a sticky, glue-like consitancy, and would be perfect for, well; hanging posters.

Sal: "Hey, Jerry, you wanna hang out? Maybe get some lunch?"
Jerry: "Sure, but I just got a look down your mom's blouse and I really feel like hanging posters. I'll call you when I'm finished".
Sal: "Yeah, I know the feeling. I think I'll go hang some posters as well".

by Babies September 13, 2008

potle

The act of going to Chipotle and eating a burrito. Also could refer to the Chipotle restaurant itself or the burrito itself.

What did you do today?

I potled.

Where?

Potle.

What did you eat?

Potle.

by i<3potle4815162342 December 9, 2010