Definition: The “opening of the mind” which occurs in a man after he has unleashed the fattest nut ever nutted in the chronicles of nut-kind. This “opening” is characterized by an incredibly intense feeling of “awakening” and “awareness”. The individual in question feels as if the secrets and inner-workings of the universe have suddenly been unraveled before his eyes.
by The Most Esteemed Scholar July 5, 2019
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Almost never happens pre-orgasm. Could be attributable to hormonal changes in the brain following climax, or simply be due to the fact that you came at the right moment, i.e. before stuff got gross. Also referred to as post-load odium.
Almost never happens pre-orgasm. Could be attributable to hormonal changes in the brain following climax, or simply be due to the fact that you came at the right moment, i.e. before stuff got gross. Also referred to as post-load odium.
8 STEPS OF SHAME:
1. Porno depicts attractive people engaging in consensual sex
2. You become tumescent/engorged, initiate self-pleasure
3. Porno continues, perhaps becoming slightly kinkier
4. You climax, shuddering and expelling fluid everywhere
5. Porno remains on due to personal exhaustion/messy hands
6. You watch, either out of laziness, boredom, or curiosity
7. Porno actress has hot, sticky semen shot unceremoniously onto her face, which is then formed by several suddenly-appearing clowns into a rather convincing Colonel Sanders mustache, which they then supplement by adding a spunk-white tuxedo of their own jizzign.
8. Post-lust disgust kicks in: you stand up and turn off your computer
1. Porno depicts attractive people engaging in consensual sex
2. You become tumescent/engorged, initiate self-pleasure
3. Porno continues, perhaps becoming slightly kinkier
4. You climax, shuddering and expelling fluid everywhere
5. Porno remains on due to personal exhaustion/messy hands
6. You watch, either out of laziness, boredom, or curiosity
7. Porno actress has hot, sticky semen shot unceremoniously onto her face, which is then formed by several suddenly-appearing clowns into a rather convincing Colonel Sanders mustache, which they then supplement by adding a spunk-white tuxedo of their own jizzign.
8. Post-lust disgust kicks in: you stand up and turn off your computer
by prydemanz July 24, 2012
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Whenever some degeneracy takes place in a comment section from a weak male tell him to Post Physique to support his arguments.
Many people think they hard, but they don't even have the dedication to take care of themselves. Strong body physique resembles stable, healthy mind. In healthy body, healthy mind/spirit.
You can't expect for someone to be an alpha male and to have weak physique.
If your physique passes the Post Physique test, your argument is valid and confirmed as truthful.
Whenever some degeneracy takes place in a comment section from a weak male tell him to Post Physique to support his arguments.
Many people think they hard, but they don't even have the dedication to take care of themselves. Strong body physique resembles stable, healthy mind. In healthy body, healthy mind/spirit.
You can't expect for someone to be an alpha male and to have weak physique.
If your physique passes the Post Physique test, your argument is valid and confirmed as truthful.
Yo dude we are only alpha males in this group chat on Discord! You don't stand a chance!
-really? Post Physique man :)
(random forum user) Bro i get all the girls!
- Just Post Physique bruh :)
-really? Post Physique man :)
(random forum user) Bro i get all the girls!
- Just Post Physique bruh :)
by kice_kice November 2, 2019
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This mainly is due to the fact that the world of Horizon Zero Dawn is so immersive that a person loses themselve in it.
Finishing the game, and not knowing how long one has to wait for a potential sequel, makes them not want to play anymore.
It is not helped by the fact that no other world, coupled with its beautifully detailed ambience will ever come close to providing the perfect experience.
This leads to a type of depression, which eventually leads to a person putting his gaming career on an indefinite hold, until the sequel is released.
This mainly is due to the fact that the world of Horizon Zero Dawn is so immersive that a person loses themselve in it.
Finishing the game, and not knowing how long one has to wait for a potential sequel, makes them not want to play anymore.
It is not helped by the fact that no other world, coupled with its beautifully detailed ambience will ever come close to providing the perfect experience.
This leads to a type of depression, which eventually leads to a person putting his gaming career on an indefinite hold, until the sequel is released.
by the_digital_iris September 1, 2019
Get the Post Horizon Zero Dawn depression mug.PPD (Also known as PED, or Post-Excitement Depression) or Post-Party Depression is an emotion that is usually felt after moments of intense excitement or fun, such as a party. This is usually experienced right after you arrive home from the "party", and begin to compare your current life with your life from a few hours ago, which was full of fun and excitement. Your current life looks completely bland and as if nothing will ever be as good as that party or experience. This is the source of PPD
Guy 1: Man, I feel down.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Not sure, I just feel down after that party.
Guy 2: Eh don't worry about it, it's probably just Post-Party Depression. Happens to a lot of people
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Not sure, I just feel down after that party.
Guy 2: Eh don't worry about it, it's probably just Post-Party Depression. Happens to a lot of people
by Post-Party Depression August 15, 2014
Get the Post-Party Depression mug.A logical fallacy in which one event is said to be the cause of a later event simply because it occurred earlier. From the Latin, short for post hoc, ergo propter hoc, "after this, therefore because of this."
Basically: A occurred, then B occurred. Therefore, A caused B.
Basically: A occurred, then B occurred. Therefore, A caused B.
Post Hoc: Roosters crow just before the sun rises. Therefore, roosters crowing causes the sun to rise.
by Jayy1989 April 14, 2010
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“why’s ariella so sad”
“bro u didn’t heard? she went to a harry styles concert last night and she’s having really bad post concert depression”
“o shit”
“bro u didn’t heard? she went to a harry styles concert last night and she’s having really bad post concert depression”
“o shit”
by a r i e l l a 😌💞🤑🥶 December 14, 2019
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