Popcorn Muscles

A term referring to a particular kind of showy muscular physique that conveys a fallacious impression of physical strength or toughness with regard to its bearer; muscles that are "just for show."

Brandon Marshall: "(Joey Porter) is one of those guys who all of those muscles are popcorn muscles. He's soft."
Joey "Peezy" Porter: "Nope (I don't know what popcorn muscles are). I know Orville Redenbacher. I know popcorn."

by wakka_wakka March 22, 2009

popcorn pimp

1) A wannabe pimp
2) A pimp with maybe one or two in his stable. Makes a crummy living.

There are too many popcorn pimps on my block.

by Vyxen November 23, 2004

Popcorn

Popcorn is a seed with a little man on the inside. When it is heated, the little man on the inside gets mad. Very mad! So mad that he bursts! Which results in the poped corn. However, this isn't the end of it. Popcorn always gets revenge on its murderer by clinging on to the back on your throat when you eat it. This results in an itchy awful sensation on the back of your throat.

Man! That popcorn was good... but mad!

by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 21, 2020

It's funny because it's poisonous!

something you say to explain why you're laughing after someone just ate a food item that you gave them (that you slipped arsenic or something into).

"HAHAHAHAHA!!! SUCKA!!!"
"What's so funny, dumbass? I'm just eating this pizza."
"It's funny because it's poisonous! I just slipped a shitload of cyanide into that pizza."
"OH SHIT!!! I'm gonna kill you motherfu-" (drops dead)

by Nick D March 6, 2003

hate poisoning

A serious sickness that the typical hater gets when they go around people who are doing exceptionally well in life whether it be acquiring wealth and success, a pretty girlfriend, a nice home, etc.

Some nigga brought over his bitch to see my new home and left with a serious case of hate poisoning.

by GhettoLinguist July 23, 2008

happy popcorn

This is a sick invention created by some dude in an ecstasy lab who put ecstasy-induced butter on popcorn. Popcorn covered with this deliciously arousing condiment is called happy popcorn.

Dude, bro. Is this happy popcorn? cuz this bowl feels soooo goooood...

by Confucious Raptor December 21, 2008

popcorn movie

a summer action flick, not monumental, a good waste of time

Van Helsing was such a popcorn movie.

by Mandy May 21, 2004