What happens when you leave the pussy pump on a little too long and your pussy swells up like a balloon animal.
by FARTHAMMER December 13, 2021

Formula for finding out wether or not you got poonis or just a little poo on your dick.
(Refer to poonis definition )
Multiply bristol stool chart value excluding 1 as it can never poonis, multiplied by how many grams of poo was on your dick. That value, or P, if equal to or over 100 will be poonis. This assumes average penis size and excludes other variables.
(Refer to poonis definition )
Multiply bristol stool chart value excluding 1 as it can never poonis, multiplied by how many grams of poo was on your dick. That value, or P, if equal to or over 100 will be poonis. This assumes average penis size and excludes other variables.
Holy shit bro i did anal last night and she lowk pood a bit. Did i get poonised?
Ay idk bruh peep the poonis formula
Ay idk bruh peep the poonis formula
by PoonisEnjoyerOneMillion August 13, 2025

by Man with aid May 13, 2020

by sexibatka April 17, 2020

POONIS POONIS
by ElL3T September 16, 2024

Poonis is a penis that instead of pissing urine, it's pisses shit. But the shit would come out like a little strand like play dough.
by Jubie-Jub January 29, 2022
