Balloony Poony

What happens when you leave the pussy pump on a little too long and your pussy swells up like a balloon animal.

We went a little crazy with the pump and now she has a serious balloony poony.

by FARTHAMMER December 13, 2021

Poonis Formula

Formula for finding out wether or not you got poonis or just a little poo on your dick.
(Refer to poonis definition )
Multiply bristol stool chart value excluding 1 as it can never poonis, multiplied by how many grams of poo was on your dick. That value, or P, if equal to or over 100 will be poonis. This assumes average penis size and excludes other variables.

Holy shit bro i did anal last night and she lowk pood a bit. Did i get poonised?

Ay idk bruh peep the poonis formula

by PoonisEnjoyerOneMillion August 13, 2025

Poonis

Pussy + penis

Kyle: you’re such a poonis

Chad: whats that?

Kyle: penis + pussy you’re a man pussy

by Man with aid May 13, 2020

Poonis

like a penis but poops

Person1 :hey man look at him he's got a poonis
Person2 :YOOOO

by sexibatka April 17, 2020

Poonie

poonie

poonie

by poooooonie June 9, 2022

POONIS

POONIS POONIS

I have a fatty poonis/ i need to take a fatty POONIS

by ElL3T September 16, 2024

Poonis

Poonis is a penis that instead of pissing urine, it's pisses shit. But the shit would come out like a little strand like play dough.

Nana: wtf is poonis
Toko: it's like a penis but it pisses shit like play dough
Nana: *unalives*

by Jubie-Jub January 29, 2022