A two wheeled motor vehicle, usually a moped covered in ridiculously pointless mirrors and other rubbish that not only lowers the performance of said vehicle but also makes it more unstable. Usually ridden by suit wearing Ponces of fairy boys.
What a ponce chariot!
Little Timmy: "dad, why does that scooter sound like a hair dryer and is covered in mirrors?"
Dad: "that's because it's a Ponce Chatiot, son"
Little Timmy: "dad, why does that scooter sound like a hair dryer and is covered in mirrors?"
Dad: "that's because it's a Ponce Chatiot, son"
by The Mossfish July 9, 2016
Get the ponce chariotmug. Ponce demanded an extra seat to be added to the table even though the restaurant host said she can only seat five people.
by PartyTimeGuey August 18, 2020
Get the Poncemug. The most annoying person you will ever meet he thinks he can get all the bitches but in reality it is all in his dreams. His dick is extremely small because ever single time he has sex the girls are always unsatisfied.
by lkafhdosakjf April 14, 2022
Get the Abill Poncemug. by Tony Wadd May 16, 2009
Get the shittin' the ponce's pissermug. by Watford for the league June 1, 2019
Get the Poncemug. by Only The Best OTB July 1, 2020
Get the Poncemug. Married, attached or single woman who likes to hang around Swinger/Lifestyle couples socially; acts somewhat bi- sexual in social settings where there is flirting, light touching and kissing. (Really not bi, just showing off for husband/boyfriend).
Somewhat socially awkward so must get buzzed on alcohol, drugs or both. Will allow women to go down on them but rarely ever if ever reciprocates.
Never will touch or play with Swinger/Lifestyle guy but also never tells single male or married male their true nature out of fear they won’t be asked to LS events/parties.
Somewhat socially awkward so must get buzzed on alcohol, drugs or both. Will allow women to go down on them but rarely ever if ever reciprocates.
Never will touch or play with Swinger/Lifestyle guy but also never tells single male or married male their true nature out of fear they won’t be asked to LS events/parties.
by Georgianna Stakbox January 18, 2021
Get the Ponce Pillow Princessmug.