fish stick poncho

a Fish Stick Poncho is something used used to keep a penis from getting diseased or impregnating a smelly or fishy vagina. Another term used for such things could be a condom.
Late night booty call with a stranger calls for a fish stick poncho.
by Jamesbanks89 January 13, 2014
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poncho villa

a mexican blanket thats good for walking around in with a friend
by poncho villas rock October 28, 2003
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Picnic Rug Poncho

That thing your teacher wears to try and look sophisticated but instead just makes all the seniors stare and mock.
Girl: Holy Fuck!! What is Miss Richarsonismjs wearing ?!

Friend: I have heard about those... its supposed to be a plait poncho but looks more like a picnic rug

Girl: Ewww!!! Why!!! A picnic rug poncho. That deserves a demerit or better yet a detention.
by GoodOneFucker May 25, 2014
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dirty mexican (aka Poncho)

greasy, slippery, fun loving, 30+ yrs of age who dresses like a metrosexual tween. (often seen in holister garb). Of questionable Mexican heritage. Although fond of tequila, crack and puck bunnies...has discerning taste when it comes to beer burglers
q: "See that dirty old dude checkin out the sales girl at Holister?
A: Yeah...What a dirty mexican (aka poncho)
A: Agreed...such a Poncho
by mouse podi fpk October 23, 2008
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Passion Poncho

A passion poncho is just like a regular poncho. However, it's not used to protect from rain, wind, or whatever else pochos are supposed to do. This poncho is used as a cover so that two people can make love in public underneath it.... If you see a poncho that seems to be moving around on its own, DO NOT look through the arm holes.
Jen: I really want to have sex with you.
Justin: But we are in public!
Jen: Good thing I'm wearing my passion poncho!
Justin: Well then... count me in!!!
by Wciccone69 March 17, 2012
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rubber poncho

The cricker word for a condom
She knows weather. She knows when to have him put on the rubber poncho.
by Lindsay Shively March 30, 2014
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PONCHO HOGS

Is a set of titties covered...HOPEFULLY by a poncho, but will also include any set of titties inside a shirt not covered by a bra!!!
Yooo....look at those PONCHO HOGS on that slam pig!
by Gaynuts September 14, 2017
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