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ponce-ificate

a person who resides in a country that benefits from another country's economic success but has to endure none of the social problems of the wealthier state.
żona ,darling, I know I'm drunk again but I shall go on WHO and ponce-ificate by telling them all how wonderful the EU is, how Putin organises migrant rape gangs and how they are all racists for disagreeing with me all from the comfort of my mono-culture ... oh and the karate instructor called for you...
by Putin's little helper May 13, 2018
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ponce chariot

A two wheeled motor vehicle, usually a moped covered in ridiculously pointless mirrors and other rubbish that not only lowers the performance of said vehicle but also makes it more unstable. Usually ridden by suit wearing Ponces of fairy boys.
What a ponce chariot!

Little Timmy: "dad, why does that scooter sound like a hair dryer and is covered in mirrors?"
Dad: "that's because it's a Ponce Chatiot, son"
by The Mossfish July 9, 2016
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ponce dillenon

john: ahyo cris
cris: yeah
jhon: ponce dillenon
by dook in a boot December 8, 2020
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Ponce

She from Ponce, she must have cooties in her pussy.
by Only The Best OTB July 1, 2020
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Ponce

A fat nonce that likes to slip their nose into a hairy asshole
Dude 1:Dude that nonce just keyholed a hairy asshole!

Dude 2:OMG what a ponce!
by Watford for the league June 1, 2019
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Ponce

My friend David Blacker is a ponce.
by Bigrontaxi@googlemail.com September 14, 2023
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Ponce Pillow Princess

Married, attached or single woman who likes to hang around Swinger/Lifestyle couples socially; acts somewhat bi- sexual in social settings where there is flirting, light touching and kissing. (Really not bi, just showing off for husband/boyfriend).

Somewhat socially awkward so must get buzzed on alcohol, drugs or both. Will allow women to go down on them but rarely ever if ever reciprocates.

Never will touch or play with Swinger/Lifestyle guy but also never tells single male or married male their true nature out of fear they won’t be asked to LS events/parties.
“She is such a Ponce Pillow Princess, she is never gonna touch another husband!”
by Georgianna Stakbox January 18, 2021
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