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Polyamorous Cesspit

A place where polyamorous couples settle down and do polyamorous stuff. It can be a house, a treehouse, an apartment block, a single room or an RV.

Are there any differences between these places? Absolutely not. All of them house these people and all of them have the same environment to offer.

Just imagine the stench of days-old sweat lingering inside... The heat... The rising jealousy of everyone inside this place... The madness in the air... Sounds worse than an actual cesspit if you ask me...

And some people openly say "wE nEEd tO nORmaLIzE PoLYAmORy" like it's a good thing...

May Providence guide them to a better path...
Dylan: Hey there, bruh.
Romeo: Yes?
Dylan: Would you mind if you join me in my house this evening? I have something special to show you.
Romeo: But my wife's expecting me to-
Dylan: Don't worry, she'll be fine.

A few hours later...

Dylan: Welcome! Join me inside so that I can introduce you to my partners.

Romeo: Wait... Did you say... Partners..?
Dylan: Yes. I'm polyamorous, and I'm living with my 4 partners in this house for 4 years. Sounds great, right?
Romeo: Absolutely not. This place looks like a moral cesspit for me.
Dylan: What!?
Romeo: What's the word... Uhh... Yes! It's called a polyamorous cesspit.
Dylan: Who told you that!?
Romeo: My wife. She described it for me and she's absolutely right about this. The stench, the odd feeling, the hidden jealousy and everything.
Dylan: *MICROAGRESSION* Shut up you CIS WHITE MAN!!!! SHSJJWHEWHDJWHAHAJ!!!!!!!!!
Romeo: What an idiot.
by Luca Frederico Scaligieri February 22, 2024
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Polymorph

An Alien that is able to transform into any object at will.
"Hey John! Come look at this Polymorph, it's turned itself into a condom!"
by Grababana March 6, 2024
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Polygooner

A person who is addicted to/attracted too Male or female 3D characters to a borderline if not beyond masturbatory level. Most polygooners mask this as "just like attractive women" or "its a rejection of western game ideas".
Did you see @grummz drooling over Eve from stellar blade?

He's such a polygooner.
by Mooseticles April 25, 2024
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Polymorphousmythology

Polymorphousmythology is a storytelling framework that critiques systemic dynamics, cultural taboos, and censorship by embedding these critiques into symbolic narratives. Using mythology to bypass suppression, it encodes controversial ideas into layered stories accessible to broad audiences. Through myths and symbols, it examines collective thought systems while offering paths for renewal.

Symbols like the worm, snake, and dragon are central to this framework, evolving through internal logic (narrative consistency) and external logic (cultural and historical relevance). The worm represents unconscious inertia, the snake reflects cyclical thought patterns and collective trauma (#hivemindidioms), and the dragon symbolizes entrenched systemic power—both obstacle and gateway to transformation. Together, these symbols map the mechanisms of #EgregoreWars, illustrating cycles of stasis and renewal.

Inspired by Jung’s exploration of myths and alchemical symbols, Polymorphousmythology builds on his equation of the worm, snake, and dragon in Mysterium Coniunctionis, where each represents stages of transformation. Through the principles of contentinternet, this framework adapts to modern media, critiquing systems like manipulation and conformity while maintaining accessibility. By weaving myths into symbolic narratives, Polymorphousmythology critiques unseen systems and offers tools to navigate #EgregoreWars.
dude 1: dude its so crazy.
dude 2: what bra?
dude 1: i was making some Polymorphousmythology about dragons, worms and snakes, and i found that jung already did everything i was talking about!
dude 2: no way bro, i just realized too: the biblical satan, earworms and ouroboros are the same !
both dudes: Synchronicity!
by cyberphunkisms January 4, 2025
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polymorfooter clown

Polymorphously Perverse guy jerking off beneath her feet.
David is a polymorfooter clown, he likes to jerk off to your feet on his face.
by Foot Clown January 19, 2025
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Polyamorous

It wasn't he-said-she-said 10 years ago and if she is polyamorous her husband now has no reason to be surprised and is motivated to lie.
Hym "You didn't spend years defending the act because it wasn't true. She also said she is polyamorous. Which means fucking the retard isn't sounds for her husband to leave her. Kendra McKeefry fucked that retard. That is a fact. You are perfectly fine with me having my life destroyed. She should have went to prison for 15 years like the other women who molested retards did. You are blindly defending women against the under-class and you are sub-human filth both for doing it and having an under-class."
by Hym Iam April 8, 2025
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Polychoron

A polytope in the 4th spatial dimension. The facets of the polychoron is a polyhedra
Fun fact: Do you know that there are 6 regular polychoron, as opposed to 5 regular polyhedra?
by DucPlayGeoDash October 3, 2025
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