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Person A: "My girlfriend let me pluck her flower last night"
Person B: "No way! She was a virgin? If I'd known, I'd have plucked her flower ages ago!"
Person B: "No way! She was a virgin? If I'd known, I'd have plucked her flower ages ago!"
by Leon Don Romeo Alexandro October 28, 2013
Used as an insult for any number of situations whereby it warrants that whatever is said is negated by a a directive that the other party would be better off if they were plucking the stank ass hairs out of your filthy gooch.
Teacher: Dan. Your scholastic performance is below par.
Dan: Pluck my gooch.
Boss: I need you to stay late tonight and help with clean up.
Employee: I need you to pluck my gooch.
Driver1: Hey asshole. You almost hit me.
Driver2: Pluck my gooch.
Dan: Pluck my gooch.
Boss: I need you to stay late tonight and help with clean up.
Employee: I need you to pluck my gooch.
Driver1: Hey asshole. You almost hit me.
Driver2: Pluck my gooch.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018
by adam of the desert October 24, 2007
John Was making that pussy meow and Molly loved it and yelled thank you for plucking that kitty cat
Let's make sure that Jeffery doesn't find out. Don't think he would like me plucking that kitty cat
Let's make sure that Jeffery doesn't find out. Don't think he would like me plucking that kitty cat
by Sugarsosweet July 1, 2013
What? I'd rather pluck my pubes!!!
Oh yeah sure, I'll just go pluck my pubes and then do that!
I swear, I would've plucked my pubes over that!
Oh yeah sure, I'll just go pluck my pubes and then do that!
I swear, I would've plucked my pubes over that!
by Pat and Myr September 23, 2010
Some one who is hand plucked by God out of the millions and millions of people to be the one. It usually refers to Elvis or a sweaty fat man that has a lot of confidence, knows Ka-ra-tay and has side burns.
Elvis was the hand plucked king because God said that he was the one out of the millions and millions of people.
by handpluckedking May 21, 2009