When a guy takes a dump on a female, ejaculates onto the fecal materials, than mixes it and flattens it into the shape of a pancake and feeds it to the mistress and proceeds to sexually drill her until she shatifys herself
by racso January 09, 2008
ya i heard jerrys been real dissatisfying latley.
ya his wife said hes been getting a sad platypus.
ha ha.
ya his wife said hes been getting a sad platypus.
ha ha.
by mr.fuzzyboots November 03, 2008
Scientific Name: Ornithorhynchus anatinus genitalius
(pronoun): 1 A reference to some person, place or thing;
(noun): 2 A platypus' genitals; 3 A reference to someone else's genitalia(specifically, a woman's breasts); 4 The male sex organ; 5 A birthday greeting.
plural: platypi genitalia
(pronoun): 1 A reference to some person, place or thing;
(noun): 2 A platypus' genitals; 3 A reference to someone else's genitalia(specifically, a woman's breasts); 4 The male sex organ; 5 A birthday greeting.
plural: platypi genitalia
1 Hey, whatever happened to that platypus genitatlia we used to play ball with?
2 That looks like platypus genitalia!
3 That's a nice set of platypi genitalia you have there, *wink* *wink*.
4 That chick smoked my platypus' genitalia last night.
5 Happy platypus genitalia!
2 That looks like platypus genitalia!
3 That's a nice set of platypi genitalia you have there, *wink* *wink*.
4 That chick smoked my platypus' genitalia last night.
5 Happy platypus genitalia!
by Webster's Dictionary September 30, 2004
Hideo kojima's latest installment in the Metal Gear series, featuring Naked Platypus as the new main Character and a new quadrapedal walking tank, Metal Gear Monotreme. Takes place in Argentina, iIguassu falls.
player 1:"The CQQ in Platypus Eater is tight, kid!!!"
Player 2:"CQQ?"
Player 1:"Close Quarters Quacking!"
Player 2:"Metal Gear Platypus: Platypus Eater is the best game ever!!!"
Player 2:"CQQ?"
Player 1:"Close Quarters Quacking!"
Player 2:"Metal Gear Platypus: Platypus Eater is the best game ever!!!"
by Cold Coda August 31, 2009
A very good looking thing that look like a duck thing with a fedora who destroys inator machines from doofenshmirtz.
by Meme minecraftter 69 December 10, 2019
When eating a sweaty obese cunt's pussy , the "sweaty obese cunt's" fupa slowly runs down her body. Releasing all of the salty, shit smelling, moldy, slime that has been harboring in the fat rolls for many years. As the salty liquid drips down her puddling molded body, you get a fantastic taste of the marinated Zaxby's fried chicken and jigaboo cum of the obese cunt's chunky liquid.
Wow John, I can't believe that you stopped tossing my salad after I gave you some of my Salty Platypus dressing.
by Pepper Daddy July 16, 2019
by Not_drunk74 January 15, 2021