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Pitch Bitch 

The Personal Assistant to a high-up in a company. Named for her ability to produce flawless PowerPoint pitches and do practically nothing else, other than gossip with the other Pitch Bitches in the organisation.
"How can I make an appointment with Jeff?"
"Send a note to Jane. She's his Pitch Bitch."
Pitch Bitch by Mr Brian Munich October 23, 2019

Pitch A Loaf 

for one's self to drop a poop in the toilet or anywhere else
I'm going to "pitch a loaf"
Pitch A Loaf by Mike04050405H March 15, 2020

Pitch-slap 

An act which checks and ultimately shames an individual that sings off-key.
"Choir practice today was horrid! The director pitch-slapped some soprano because she went flat. "
"I'm about to pitch-slap Amber. She just cannot sing like Beyoncé, no matter how much she thinks she can!"
Pitch-slap by Amanuensis May 12, 2015

pitch slap 

A swift pimp slap followed up by a hard bitch slap XD

Pitch a tent 

A phrase used to introduce into a conversation a sexual reference by using camping euphemisms. This method is usually used by trombonists with the name Des who, due to their constant right-handed pumping action on "the bone" have an inherent inability to manage their sexual innuendo.
I think I'll pitch a tent in that car park over there. (Where car park may refer to an unusually large or cavernous playing area).
Pitch a tent by Word Smyth 101 January 6, 2014

Pitch Patch 

Nobody practiced for the high school theater play. It is going to be a huge pitch patch.
Pitch Patch by QmoNey102 July 1, 2009